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I’m torn up drunk

Posted on 11/25/21 at 2:58 pm
Posted by SadUCFKnight
Member since Jun 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 2:58 pm
Be well everyone
Posted by Crimsonite94
Member since Jul 2021
3564 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 2:59 pm to
Don’t forget gay
Posted by GWM
Member since Aug 2021
1565 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:00 pm to
Don't drive, drink lots of water. Good luck with the hangover.
Posted by SmokeTide
Gulf Coast Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
5287 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:00 pm to
Please don't drive my man...
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11655 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:01 pm to
and full of shite

Is Big Kat and his Mommy have Turkey Day with you and Guz?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22474 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Dawgy49
North Georgia
Member since Sep 2015
4851 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:01 pm to
Will we be able to tell any difference?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9124 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:08 pm to
And I still don't like you
Posted by VolsUberAlles
Member since Feb 2021
1724 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Please don't drive my man...


But also don't take an Uber, because innocent people shouldn't be subjected to even brief interactions with his arse.

In short, stay home and drink more.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:18 pm to
It's OK man, one day you'll move outta your mom's house and lose your virginity. I mean probably not today or anytime soon but one day.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15815 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:18 pm to
Take a laxative to get the condom out.
Posted by forestwhitackersgood
Dallas
Member since Jun 2019
3062 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:19 pm to
My COT, I hope you're not in College Station.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:42 pm to
It's sad you felt the need to break this news to an anonymous message board while you sit alone in your apartment on Thanksgiving
Posted by bigman334
Member since Jul 2013
2417 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:45 pm to
i remember my first beers
Posted by SquaringCircles
Member since Sep 2021
1458 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:48 pm to
The first step is to admit that you are powerless
Posted by ChadThundercock
Germany
Member since Mar 2020
554 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 4:45 pm to
Go for a drive
Posted by Ghost of Barnwell
central alabama
Member since Dec 2013
1773 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Don’t forget gay


Thought that was a given…….
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4747 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 4:50 pm to
If you are very drunk, it might be a good time to call your boss and tell him/her what you really think of them.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30028 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Torn up drunk

Only Yankees say that.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30028 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 5:40 pm to
You have to say
“Tore up drunk”
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