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re: IM Starting this IM thread to stop the derailing of other threads....

Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:55 am to
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:55 am to
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Blowjobs with no hands are more interesting.

Yep. It's a fun challenge. And I love a challenge.
This post was edited on 4/29/12 at 12:57 am
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:57 am to
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Stop talking about football. Y'all are killing my buzz.



I think we've talked about everything but football tonight.

quote:

Blowjobs with no hands are more interesting.


Perhaps. Unless the guy neglects grooming down there.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46376 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:57 am to
A blowjob that doesn't involve at least some hand action isn't a blowjob at all in my book.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:58 am to
that's half assing and boy do i fricking hate half assing
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:58 am to
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Unless the guy neglects grooming down there.

Very true. Manscaping is a must.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108346 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:59 am to
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Perhaps. Unless the guy neglects grooming down there.


No manscaping. No blowjob.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:59 am to
ill come get you and drive you to my couch if you need it but only you
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 12:59 am to
that shite should be a fuggin two way road
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:00 am to
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ill come get you and drive you to my couch if you need it but only you


i call futon
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:00 am to
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Manscaping is a must.



Exactly.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108346 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:01 am to
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that shite should be a fuggin two way road


If it isn't, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:01 am to
richt doesn't approve of the content of this thread. he will lose an extra game because of it
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:01 am to
damn skippy, i just had the misfortune of having a lazy gf way back in the day

EWWWW GRODDY

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quote:

hbt

frick it , i am so used to losing it is fitting
This post was edited on 4/29/12 at 1:02 am
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46376 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:02 am to
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damn skippy, i just had the misfortune of having a lazy gf way back in the day



That's fricking nasty. Deal breaker IMO.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:02 am to
i had an ex that used the razor to cut her stomach instead of shave one time
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:03 am to
she had one of them landing strips and i prefer it to be skrate smooth sailing down there

ETA:

hbt wtf
This post was edited on 4/29/12 at 1:04 am
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:03 am to
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:03 am to
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that shite should be a fuggin two way road
quote:

If it isn't, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46376 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:04 am to
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she had one of them landing strips and i prefer it to be skrate smooth sailing down there



Oh well that's different. I thought you meant she just let it go and had a full bush. A landing strip is perfectly acceptable.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/29/12 at 1:04 am to
yea, that ms dgd blew arse

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robot

i mean it was manageable but i still think she was a frickigng quitter

as richt said, finish the drill
This post was edited on 4/29/12 at 1:05 am
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