I’m sick and tired of the Alabama fans on SECRANT

I think some of them followed me home the other night from the club, pretty sure they roofied my drink trying to get me to swerve around in traffic, wanting me in trouble. I made it home just fine though, so up yours rant gumps. I’m drunk right now too, but I’ve got permission to work from home today. I just said I think I’ve got covid.

I’m also sick of that little midget Nick Saban. Some people say I’m not so tall either, but I’m not a midget. I don’t think Saban likes my naturally curly hair, and I really don’t care. I don’t like his naturally smart-arse mouth or his daughter’s naturally smart-arse mouth. She looks like a little blonde miniature pony with a llama face

Our NIL at Bama is a joke, but not according to those socialists on the rant Bama board. They want to SpREaD tHE wEaLTh ArOUnD like a bunch of little pansies

I’ve forgotten more defensive football than Nick Saban will ever know. He’s the idiot who produced Dooley and McElwain and he actually made Butch Jones worse than Jones already was. His proteges have ruined the Florida Gators three times now, McElwain, Muschamp and Napier. And Saban is who Muschamp learned all that filthy language from.

I ought to go coach DB’s at Auburn and stick it to Bama every year. Working from home is the perfect opportunity to call Freeze up and get an interview.

Saban is lazy and dumb, just like Bama tRant posters. Match made in heaven.




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