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I'm going to admit, I'm terrified that LSU hired a solid DL coach.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:47 am
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:47 am
Few else will admit it here, but I for one and literally pissing myself.
I'm jumping at loud noises, and I think I may just hide under the bed for the rest of the day. This new position coach is going to destroy the rest of the SEC. Not even mentioning their hire of Steele. Jesus my hands are shaking as I type this just thinking about all the lights-out defenses Ogreon and Steele have put together.
And the recruiting? Hang on, I need to check what that noise was. I hope it wasn't the LSU defense trying to break in. I'm pretty sure nothing is going to stop LSU now that they have made a solid DL coach hire, so I'm taking extra pre-cautions in case they want to get in. I've added a sign that says "stay away" in crayon. According to my buddy in Charleston, that does the trick to keep any Steele defenses out of my backfield. I'm not sure though.
So about the recruiting. Something about making inroads and solid recruiting classes. Steele had yearly top ten recruiting classes in texas when he was at baylor. Jesus all you had to do was speak his name and the kids would come running like a prostitute track star in a weird fetish porn.
There is no hope.
I'm jumping at loud noises, and I think I may just hide under the bed for the rest of the day. This new position coach is going to destroy the rest of the SEC. Not even mentioning their hire of Steele. Jesus my hands are shaking as I type this just thinking about all the lights-out defenses Ogreon and Steele have put together.
And the recruiting? Hang on, I need to check what that noise was. I hope it wasn't the LSU defense trying to break in. I'm pretty sure nothing is going to stop LSU now that they have made a solid DL coach hire, so I'm taking extra pre-cautions in case they want to get in. I've added a sign that says "stay away" in crayon. According to my buddy in Charleston, that does the trick to keep any Steele defenses out of my backfield. I'm not sure though.
So about the recruiting. Something about making inroads and solid recruiting classes. Steele had yearly top ten recruiting classes in texas when he was at baylor. Jesus all you had to do was speak his name and the kids would come running like a prostitute track star in a weird fetish porn.
There is no hope.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:48 am to cokebottleag
Two LSU threads in 9 minutes? Such a fanbase of pussies.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:48 am to cokebottleag
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:40 am
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:49 am to cokebottleag
that's a lot of sarcastic rabble to keep up the false confidence you have.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:49 am to cokebottleag
This Aggie melt is getting creepy, even for the internet.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:49 am to outsideroach
I am melting, melting in fear. Guys, please have mercy on our poor conference. You're going to put everyone's QB in a bodybag and it isn't fair.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
Glad you are coming to terms with your LSUsession :)
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
I'd be pretty scared too
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
Holy shite this melt is awesome
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
Did you just start a response thread to your own shitty thread?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
LSU = Global Warming
Aggy = Glaciers
Aggy = Glaciers
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
If I were you I wouldn't worry about the conference as a whole, as you haven't beaten your "rival" in 5 years.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:50 am to cokebottleag
Are you responding to your own thread, socially awkward Rob Lowe?
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