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re: IM Glad My Fake GF Is Still Alive

Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86422 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:15 pm to
I broke my wrist yesterday :(
First broken bone in my life, now I have a cast. It sucks bc I cant type very fast with it, and this is not a good night to not have full typing speed ha
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44304 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:15 pm to
My fake GF had leukemia and died in a car wreck.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123548 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35598 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

I broke my wrist yesterday :(


Looks like your fake gf is in a coma too.
Posted by TwelfthMan
Member since Oct 2012
694 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:16 pm to
IM in a coma.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

How you doing, GWT?


Tired of fricking reading.

Had to read for Ethics, Lit, and Design tonight. I didn't sign up for engineering to read shite. I'd rather beat my head into a desk solving complicated math problems then read the boring bullshite about development.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:16 pm to
How's it hangin', Reed?

Yeah, I was off the interwebz most of the afternoon, so I'm just now hearing the news. My facebook feed was going berserk

Sorry your day sucked, man. Hope tomorrow's better
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86422 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:16 pm to


No I have a real gf. The wrist in question is on my fap hand though, so even though I'm taking off work tomorrow I can't take advantage.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Had to read for Ethics, Lit, and Design tonight. I didn't sign up for engineering to read shite. I'd rather beat my head into a desk solving complicated math problems then read the boring bullshite about development.


Jesus, that shite would bore me to tears

Thoughts and prayers for your eyes
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

No I have a real gf. The wrist in question is on my fap hand though, so even though I'm taking off work tomorrow I can't take advantage.



well at least you might get some pity sex out of it.

Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44304 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
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No I have a real gf. The wrist in question is on my fap hand though, so even though I'm taking off work tomorrow I can't take advantage.



Why deal with a girlfriend if you still have to worry about fapping?

Unless of course, you play linebacker for Notre Dame.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

The wrist in question is on my fap hand though, so even though I'm taking off work tomorrow I can't take advantage.


Tragic development
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35598 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

No I have a real gf. The wrist in question is on my fap hand though, so even though I'm taking off work tomorrow I can't take advantage.


You just have to get creative. A plastic bag and some ky...you got a stew going.
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
T Bizzle Whats up
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
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Duke


Always good to see Duke post.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:19 pm to
So we've learned at Teo post on Tiger Rant as PJ
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:19 pm to
bdv, wassup my man?!

Good luck to the Niners, btw
Posted by carolinaswamper
unincorporated swamp, johns island,
Member since Jan 2013
3142 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:19 pm to
my girfriend deflated.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Unless of course, you play linebacker for Notre Dame.


:rimshot:
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

So we've learned at Teo post on Tiger Rant as PJ


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