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re: If you’re Sam Fattman or part of the Arky football program, whats your recruiting pitch?
Posted on 12/12/19 at 6:54 am to Muleriderhog
Posted on 12/12/19 at 6:54 am to Muleriderhog
Laughing at your shite program is far from a melt
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:48 am to Muleriderhog
It’s fricking rich to see an Arkansas fan talking about ole miss melting over their hire.
There’s like 3 levels of juiciness to that irony.
There’s like 3 levels of juiciness to that irony.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:50 am to pankReb
And to answer the OP:
His recruiting pitch is sitting in the parents living room yelling “YYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHSSSSSIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE” until they either commit or threaten to shoot him.
His recruiting pitch is sitting in the parents living room yelling “YYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHSSSSSIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE” until they either commit or threaten to shoot him.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:57 am to 337Tigah
“Burrow graduates, Aranda & Brady won’t be there long. Real Coach O will stand up.”
“Saban is becoming Joe Biden.”
“Moorhead is lost in the SEC.”
“Kiffin will steal your girlfriend. Then bolt to another gig.”
“Mizzou hired a Harry Potter character.”
“Saban is becoming Joe Biden.”
“Moorhead is lost in the SEC.”
“Kiffin will steal your girlfriend. Then bolt to another gig.”
“Mizzou hired a Harry Potter character.”
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:56 am to Grateful Reb
Haha I've been trying to find out. I found some more photos of her.
https://imgur.com/a/medN0Hr
https://imgur.com/a/medN0Hr
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 10:00 am
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:00 am to Chieeefs
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Chieeefs
Doing the Lord's work.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:06 am to Grateful Reb
quote:FIFY
That’s not how internet stalking works?
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:06 am to deeprig9
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That half whit has beaten your team by a combined score of 73-26 the past two years
ouch
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:14 am to meansonny
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How do we know that his assistants are below average?
Does he even have a staff yet?
No he's just pulling stuff out of his arse
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:30 am to DownSouthJukin
I dug up some more information.
Her name: Noelle Starr
College: Florida State
High School: Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School (Parkland, FL)
Link to her Instagram: https://instagram.com/noellemstarr
Twitter https://twitter.com/noellemstarr
My work here is done
Her name: Noelle Starr
College: Florida State
High School: Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School (Parkland, FL)
Link to her Instagram: https://instagram.com/noellemstarr
Twitter https://twitter.com/noellemstarr
My work here is done
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 11:02 am
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:54 am to Chieeefs
The girl on the left is Emilee Landers: https://instagram.com/emileelanders
Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:43 am to Tigerbait357
In addition to girls with large cans, he could always just use the same pitch “Kinky” Friedman used when he ran for TX governor - “Why not?” Lol
Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:53 am to Chieeefs
Sorry Arkie-they are Florida State Tri Delt's:
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 11:55 am
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:01 pm to Chieeefs
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Florida State
Let’s all be honest that this makes way more sense.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:04 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Sorry Arkie-they are Florida State Tri Delt's:
Yea I thought they were a little on the ugly side
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:06 pm to TheTideMustRoll
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Florida State
Let’s all be honest that this makes way more sense.
Florida State has the market cornered on hot girls in the ACC.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:06 pm to ArmyHogs
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Yea I thought they were a little on the hot side
Fixed
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:11 pm to DownSouthJukin
So is Sleepy Sam going to be the new Phat Phil?
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