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re: If you’re Sam Fattman or part of the Arky football program, whats your recruiting pitch?

Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
811 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

You are an obese offensive lineman coach with limited knowledge on both sides of the ball. Your assistants are below average , and your program is in a downward spiral. What do you tell recruits? Your academics are in the middle of the pack in the SEC. What is your go to reason for why any respectable recruit should attend Arky. I see an entire decade of misery ahead.


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63729 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:20 pm to
Somehow Orgeron could pull it off, that leaves it pretty much wide open for every other half-witted ugly fatass in the country.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16146 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:24 pm to
I know I am in the minority but I like the Pittman hire more every day.

Coaches have to “fit” to be successful. He seems like a passionate and motivated guy. Look no further than Coach O and his success. No one else was trying to hire him and look where LSU is now.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111470 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:24 pm to
They never lose the buffet.
Posted by 337Tigah
Premium Access
Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:25 pm to
Then what’s Georgia’s excuse for not pulling it off since 1980 ?
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25472 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:33 pm to
How do we know that his assistants are below average?

Does he even have a staff yet?
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10533 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:34 pm to
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deeprig9


That half whit has beaten your team by a combined score of 73-26 the past two years
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4154 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:34 pm to
They're sitting so low, I imagine they need a lot of help to look like that.

Not that I wouldn't paint them.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

You are an obese offensive lineman coach with limited knowledge on both sides of the ball. Your assistants are below average , and your program is in a downward spiral. What do you tell recruits? Your academics are in the middle of the pack in the SEC. What is your go to reason for why any respectable recruit should attend Arky. I see an entire decade of misery ahead.



"You don't have to live in Baton Rouge.
Posted by Drizzt
Cimmeria
Member since Aug 2013
12816 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:37 pm to
What you smell is your dick rotting away from lack of use you obese frick
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13289 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:41 pm to
I don’t know, how about the town they live in won’t have a murder rate that’s 5 times the national average?
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:41 pm to
I'm just glad there's something for LSU fans to talk shite about again.
Posted by 337Tigah
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2563 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:56 pm to
You’re mad
This post was edited on 12/11/19 at 10:59 pm
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:58 pm to
That I don’t use dumbass nicknames like Sam Fattman.
Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
811 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:23 am to
quote:

What you smell is your dick rotting away from lack of use you obese frick


This is not very nice or friendly.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35682 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 1:17 am to
honesty
Posted by PurpleNGold
Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2006
953 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:01 am to
I bet either one could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. After each (practice) session with me the one on the right would need to see team doctor for chronic sore groin and pelvic area.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 2:20 am
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:57 am to
Please be a hog instead of going to pine bluff.
Posted by Muleriderhog
NYC
Member since Jan 2015
3116 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 6:02 am to
Still don’t understand why LSU, Ole Miss and Mizzou fans are melting about our hire. Y’all are claiming it’s a shite hire but melting like a ice cream cone in the summer.
I mean when Chip Long is announced as OC and Odom as DC the SEC is fricked but damn it’s every day with y’all.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 6:03 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118704 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 6:38 am to
"We have the best buffets since golden corral".
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