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If LSU were a female..

Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:43 pm
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:43 pm
Which most of the kerndog posters on here act like anyhow, they would be the embodiment of the lyrics to this song.

Little Sis U fits yall perfectly..

LINK
Posted by KennesawTiger
In your head
Member since Dec 2006
6870 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:11 am to
Leave the LSU-shaming to your betters because you're bad at this.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:13 am to
quote:

If LSU were a female


Wat
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:22 am to
Stop trying to make Fetch happen.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20814 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:24 am to
These threads are why LSU fans never have to try to make Bama fans look dumb. They fricking do it all the time to themselves.
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:24 am to
Oh look, another sad alt
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
47545 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:29 am to
So LSU is the embodiment of music you clearly listen to on the reg? That’s some serious projection/self loathing you got there brother. Might wanna see someone about that, just ask ya boy Ridley.
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:30 am
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:38 am to
You see, usually when there is a bit of truth, even in satire which makes it even better, the responses of "Look at all the threads yall make about us blah blah, blah" ensue and solidifies, even more how spot on what I say to be true.

Favorite line from the song that epitomizes the majority of Little Sis fans " A million lies you tell yourself, is all you ever had".

Stick to arguments with the same below room tempreture I.Q that you are accustomed to, not with those of us that evolved past puberty.
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:39 am to
The beauty of my existence on this board is the fact that I am not an alter.
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:42 am to
quote:

Stick to arguments with the same below room tempreture I.Q that you are accustomed to, not with those of us that evolved past puberty.


You can’t make this up. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Bama t-shirt fans.
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:49 am to
Yes, even I am not immune to typos. Thank you for pointing out my lack of attention to detail which yall are accustomed to witnessing every fall Saturday the last two seasons so there is some silver lining to your misery it seems.
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:50 am
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
10844 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 4:56 am to
quote:

Yes, even I am not immune to typos. Thank you for pointing out my lack of attention to detail
It's not a "Typo" or "Lack of attention to Detail."

You're too ignorant to correctly spell TEMPERATURE.

Not being able to spell words correctly, (Like many on here and the Tiger Rant) shows a lack of intelligence and is justification for not being taken seriously.
Posted by zoom
everywhere
Member since Apr 2013
3564 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:51 am to
Do you really picture in your mind the people of Louisiana or Alabama eating corn dogs let's be real.

I had cornbread redheads and rice for dinner.

Meanwhile at the trailer parks up and down 65 oven baked corn dogs are served
We aren't Nebraska come up with some original shite
Posted by PaulsBunions
Member since Oct 2021
4257 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:05 am to
quote:

If LSU were a female..


..then the players might actually stick around for a bit longer instead of fleeing ASAFP.
Posted by Avante
Member since Oct 2021
1459 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:11 am to
If LSU were a female come Sunday after the whipping, she'd be singing this song while thinking back on that unbeatable foe, and how lucky she was she didn't get killed out there.This a little thank you to the powers that be.

Louisiana needing all the help it can get.


LINK

Then there is that unbeatable foe The Crimson Tide of Alabama


LINK

They are animals

LINK

Then there is Nick Saban another power that be.


LINK

This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 8:01 am
Posted by Professor Dawghair
Member since Oct 2021
1016 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:09 am to
She would be high on the Hot/Crazy matrix.

Very fun to party with. Not one you would take home to meet mama.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:11 am to
quote:

If LSU were a female


They’d have filed a restraining order against Bama for domestic abuse
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18709 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:35 am to
If bama were a female... they'd be blowing everyone for their attention.

bama fans feel they're better than anyone else, but 80% aren't even true fans. They just walk around saying roll tide.
Posted by Avante
Member since Oct 2021
1459 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:19 am to
quote:

f bama were a female... they'd be blowing everyone for their attention.

bama fans feel they're better than anyone else, but 80% aren't even true fans. They just walk around saying roll tide.


Totally disagree, most Bama fans come from a family of long time Bama fans. Which is true of most NCAA teams.
Posted by Daequalizer
Member since Aug 2021
1310 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:12 pm to
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Tua



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