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If Ed Orgeron, Will Muschamp, and Jeremy Pruitt weren't football coaches...
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:55 pm
What would their jobs be?
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:56 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Orgeron: Failed country music star or middling shrimp boat captain
Pruitt: Bar Bouncer World Championship finalist
Muschamp: Yoga instructor
Pruitt: Bar Bouncer World Championship finalist
Muschamp: Yoga instructor
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:04 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Ed "whiteboots" ogeron would be first deckhand on the "jenny".
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:04 pm to CockCommander
Muschamp: used car or insurance salesman
Orgeron: some type of labor, maybe an electrician
Jeremy Pruitt: PE teacher with rumors or a cattle farmer
Orgeron: some type of labor, maybe an electrician
Jeremy Pruitt: PE teacher with rumors or a cattle farmer
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:07 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Ed O - Shrimp. Boat. Captain.
Pruitt - PE teacher
Muschamp - overly aggressive and easily angered sales manager who doesn't play by corporate's rules
Pruitt - PE teacher
Muschamp - overly aggressive and easily angered sales manager who doesn't play by corporate's rules
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:08 pm to JCdawg
I think Jeremy Pruitt's head would either be used as a mirror for one of the Kardashian's or to hold Nicki Minaj's wigs.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:23 pm to hogNsinceReagan
They're all overpaid gym teachers
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:25 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Orgeron - Trucker
Muschamp - used car salesman
Pruitt - prison
Muschamp - used car salesman
Pruitt - prison
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:27 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Orgeron: Gotta be Shrimp Boat captain.
Pruitt: PE Teacher is probably right.
Muschamp: Defense attorney.
Pruitt: PE Teacher is probably right.
Muschamp: Defense attorney.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:28 pm to hogNsinceReagan
They make for good defensive coaches. Orgeron and Mushchamp have proven they may not be cut out for head coaches. Pruitt will have his chance.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:47 pm to hogNsinceReagan
O - prison guard
Champ - mechanic
Pruitt - eyebrow model
Champ - mechanic
Pruitt - eyebrow model
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:49 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Orgeron - construction foreman for some type of subcontractor
Muschamp - he would have swung a VP of sales type gig in Atlanta for a while and then would have been involved in several types of business ventures with friends
Pruitt - he'd seriously be a middle school PE teacher
Muschamp - he would have swung a VP of sales type gig in Atlanta for a while and then would have been involved in several types of business ventures with friends
Pruitt - he'd seriously be a middle school PE teacher
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:50 pm to JCdawg
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Muschamp: used car or insurance salesman
Orgeron: some type of labor, maybe an electrician
Jeremy Pruitt: PE teacher with rumors or a cattle farmer
holy crap I swear I didn't read yours before I posted mine
Posted on 7/16/18 at 7:33 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Orgeron and Bret could be a wrestling tag team. Bert's wife could be a valet.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 7:55 pm to CockCommander
Ed O- a washed-up NWA Elite Championship Wrestler
Jeremy Pruitt- an a-hole 2nd shift plant floor manager offering time off, extended breaks and OT/weekend passes for a quick handie in the girls bathroom.
Muschamp- the general contractor that gets fired halfway through every 3rd job for losing his schit either directly on the customer or in front of him on a key subcontractor
Jeremy Pruitt- an a-hole 2nd shift plant floor manager offering time off, extended breaks and OT/weekend passes for a quick handie in the girls bathroom.
Muschamp- the general contractor that gets fired halfway through every 3rd job for losing his schit either directly on the customer or in front of him on a key subcontractor
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 7/16/18 at 8:13 pm to hogNsinceReagan
I’d let any of them change my oil
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:25 pm to TheJones
Funny how a lot think of shrimping and boats when we think Orgeron......
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:56 pm to dawgdayafternoon
Pe teachers was the correct answer
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