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If Ed Orgeron, Will Muschamp, and Jeremy Pruitt weren't football coaches...

Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:55 pm
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:55 pm
What would their jobs be?
Posted by CockCommander
Haha
Member since Feb 2014
2897 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:56 pm to
Orgeron: Failed country music star or middling shrimp boat captain

Pruitt: Bar Bouncer World Championship finalist

Muschamp: Yoga instructor
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21579 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:56 pm to
P.E. teachers
Posted by Me so gumpy
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2018
174 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:04 pm to
Ed "whiteboots" ogeron would be first deckhand on the "jenny".
Posted by JCdawg
Member since Sep 2014
7764 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:04 pm to
Muschamp: used car or insurance salesman
Orgeron: some type of labor, maybe an electrician
Jeremy Pruitt: PE teacher with rumors or a cattle farmer
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:07 pm to
Ed O - Shrimp. Boat. Captain.

Pruitt - PE teacher

Muschamp - overly aggressive and easily angered sales manager who doesn't play by corporate's rules
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:08 pm to
I think Jeremy Pruitt's head would either be used as a mirror for one of the Kardashian's or to hold Nicki Minaj's wigs.


Posted by dchunk
NOLA
Member since Dec 2010
959 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:23 pm to
They're all overpaid gym teachers
Posted by MSHawg1
Bad-assistan
Member since Jun 2018
5046 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:25 pm to
Orgeron - Trucker
Muschamp - used car salesman
Pruitt - prison
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:27 pm to
Orgeron: Gotta be Shrimp Boat captain.

Pruitt: PE Teacher is probably right.

Muschamp: Defense attorney.
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6448 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:28 pm to
They make for good defensive coaches. Orgeron and Mushchamp have proven they may not be cut out for head coaches. Pruitt will have his chance.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22173 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:47 pm to
O - prison guard
Champ - mechanic
Pruitt - eyebrow model
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35743 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:49 pm to
Orgeron - construction foreman for some type of subcontractor

Muschamp - he would have swung a VP of sales type gig in Atlanta for a while and then would have been involved in several types of business ventures with friends

Pruitt - he'd seriously be a middle school PE teacher
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35743 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Muschamp: used car or insurance salesman
Orgeron: some type of labor, maybe an electrician
Jeremy Pruitt: PE teacher with rumors or a cattle farmer


holy crap I swear I didn't read yours before I posted mine

Posted by BamaNatureBoy
Gulf Shores
Member since May 2017
1665 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 7:33 pm to
Orgeron and Bret could be a wrestling tag team. Bert's wife could be a valet.
Posted by JCdawg
Member since Sep 2014
7764 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18156 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 7:55 pm to
Ed O- a washed-up NWA Elite Championship Wrestler

Jeremy Pruitt- an a-hole 2nd shift plant floor manager offering time off, extended breaks and OT/weekend passes for a quick handie in the girls bathroom.

Muschamp- the general contractor that gets fired halfway through every 3rd job for losing his schit either directly on the customer or in front of him on a key subcontractor
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 7:58 pm
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33273 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 8:13 pm to
I’d let any of them change my oil
Posted by NutBunnies
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2009
442 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:25 pm to
Funny how a lot think of shrimping and boats when we think Orgeron......
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9324 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 9:56 pm to
Pe teachers was the correct answer
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