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I will bet my left shoe Merlin gets Coach O fired this week in Death Valley

Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:06 pm
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:06 pm
I don’t think they have tarmacs in Louisiana, so when you coonasses spot him going home on da shrimp boat, beat believe he’d just got a pink slip on the docks.

Plus you corn dogs import alligator eggs from Florida. Swamp people my arse.

I done drove my happy arse to fricktucky to watch my Gators get hosed by a team that’s only cheer is “FIRST DOWN KENTUCKY”, which is the same thing those Hasidic hillbillies holler when they see their cousin’s hooter for the first time.

And those Jokers are still more relevant than LSU.

Doomah

Btw, new Mike is such as stud cause he’s from Florida.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:08 pm to
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that’s only cheer is “FIRST DOWN KENTUCKY”


Hey, that's better than barking...
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41044 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:46 pm to
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Plus you corn dogs import alligator eggs from Florida. Swamp people my arse.


Oh Hell no! Fake arse swamp kitties. You tell 'em Ashley!

We comin' and hell's coming with us! OK maybe not hell, but at least Purgatory!

sumbitches
Posted by PPeterson1
Choklahoma
Member since Jul 2010
2011 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:48 pm to
Hey atleast we know we can win National Championships at LSU with full grown idiots. 2 for 2!
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19115 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:49 pm to
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I don’t think they have tarmacs in Louisiana, so when you coonasses spot him going home on da shrimp boat, beat believe he’d just got a pink slip on the docks.

Why would he get on a plane to go home in Baton Rouge?
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
3265 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:49 pm to
Is this a shite talking thread to lsu fans? You’re not gonna find many of us engaging this year hah.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:58 pm to
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Is this a shite talking thread to lsu fans? You’re not gonna find many of us engaging this year hah
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10492 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:03 pm to
I bet not we still have todd Grantham.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:45 pm to
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I bet not we still have todd Grantham.

Good lord when your mama named you Bitchy McPuss that must’ve gotten you some weird looks at the Starbucks.

No shite Grantham sucks, but we don’t show weakness in LSU hate week. So change into a new set of yoga pants, superstar.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:49 pm to
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Why would he get on a plane to go home in Baton Rouge?

Cause he’s a fricking moron you dingus. Must be a real raw feeling in your butt crack when you buy a cold Coke at the store knowing your tax dollars are hard at work paying Great Value Fred Flintstone to coach like he ate a whole pot of swamp cabbage before game time and trying to hold it in.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:55 pm to
Are you an amputee? Just trying to gauge your level of commitment.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:57 pm to
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I done drove my happy arse to fricktucky

Still mad that Stoops is becoming Mullens daddy I see
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:05 pm to
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Are you an amputee? Just trying to gauge your level of commitment
I ain’t from that part of Florida. But I was sadly diagnosed with advanced stage limgatitus.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19339 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:06 pm to
Please
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:08 pm to
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Still mad that Stoops is becoming Mullens daddy I see
Yeah well like that’s just your opinion man.
Posted by GeorgiaFlyer
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2014
1618 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:09 pm to
This post was edited on 10/11/21 at 10:11 pm
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19115 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:09 pm to
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Must be a real raw feeling in your butt crack when you buy a cold Coke at the store knowing your tax dollars are hard at work paying Great Value Fred Flintstone to coach

I don’t live in Louisiana. None of my tax dollars pay Ed O’s salary.
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
10742 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:12 pm to
This guy made it about Georgia again. Lol
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:41 pm to
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Cause he’s a fricking moron you dingus. Must be a real raw feeling in your butt crack when you buy a cold Coke at the store knowing your tax dollars are hard at work paying Great Value Fred Flintstone to coach like he ate a whole pot of swamp cabbage before game time and trying to hold it in.


This is frickin golden

10/10 got me
Posted by BrotherDawg84
Member since Dec 2020
3103 posts
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:45 pm to
You a one-legged feller?
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