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I think it is time to laugh at Auburn

Posted on 1/4/20 at 5:27 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61547 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 5:27 am
And I dont just mean opposing fans but our own fans. Take a break from melting and just sit back and laugh at the fact we are who we are.


We got our asses handed to us by the Gophers. We cant seem to get out of our own fricking way. Even when we have a great season, something is there to frick it up

We have a 49 million dollar coach with a 2-1000 bowl record. Our fans for the most part are melty bitches and some arse hat killed da trees.


SEC is 7-2. Thank you Auburn for doing your part.


frick



Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 5:46 am to
Agree x 1000. Hoping for a roundball beat down on State to erase the memory of the galloping gophers.
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21582 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 5:56 am to
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We have a 49 million dollar coach with a 2-1000 bowl record.



Auburn football hasn't been very consistent under Gus, but you can't say they haven't been entertaining.
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7257 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:14 am to
Until Gus STOPS CALLING PLAYS you will continue to falter. A defense with Gap discipline and the self control to not over play their position and hold the line of scrimmage, along with fast linebackers that can run sideline to sideline very quickly will give Gus’ offense fits. Gus runs a lot of zone counter plays that can be stuffed with gap control and when he does get outside, linebackers have to be there to hold the edge. You do this and you beat Auburn because their passing game is predictable with most passes being quick throws to the sidelines.
LSU and Georgia have the linebackers to run sideline to sideline along with the players on the line of scrimmage that can hold their blocks and force everything to the sideline to be wrapped up by the linebackers.
Until Auburn gets someone that can call the plays instead of Gus, the only team that matters that hasn’t figured this out is bama.
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32928 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:20 am to
quote:

Until Gus STOPS CALLING PLAYS you will continue to falter.



Chaggie will take over the play calling duties at Auburn next season, problem solved.

He was the QB whisperer at Clempson.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49073 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:22 am to
This melt is only 5/10.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24676 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:37 am to
quote:

Until Gus STOPS CALLING PLAYS you will continue to falter. 


A good oline would solve most problems. He needs good plays on the line and at skill spots, especially QB.

Look at 2013. Teams knew we were running and still couldn't stop it.

Simple as that I believe.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14960 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:45 am to
As a guy who suffered through the Goff and Donnan years I ain't going to laugh too much. The wheels can come off on a program in a hurry and no one is immune. Alabama had the Shula era, Clemson had the West era, Oklahoma got so bad they actually hired over the hill Schnellenberger to try to bring them back and Michigan can't beat OSU to save their pathetic lives anymore.

It happens
Posted by JackTraven
Maryland
Member since Aug 2016
5580 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:55 am to
quote:

Auburn football hasn't been very consistent under Gus, but you can't say they haven't been entertaining.


They’ve been consistently losing at least 4 games a year since 2014.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59582 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:03 am to
Looks pretty frustrating. Hoping Gus sticks around though. Gotta keep the wins going vs auburn. (Especially at home)
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30842 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:12 am to
Auburn sold its soul to Gus because his offense gives Saban enough fits to beat Alabama 33% of the time.

That was worth 7 mil a year to Auburn.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:14 am to
I’m glad that we do our part so that Gus and Kristy have financial stability.
Posted by Dixiesugardog
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2020
57 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:17 am to
We have been laughing at you Auburn fans for years, glad you are finally coming around to realizing what a joke you are.??
Posted by whoyodaddy
Ono Island
Member since Nov 2011
559 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:29 am to
The fateful turning point day for two SEC teams -Auburn and LSU- came in Jordan-Hare Stadium in September 2016. LSU’s last second winning TD was taken off the board when it was released a millisecond too late, resulting in an LSU loss, but actual victory in the form of a new coach-Eaux. Auburn, meanwhile won the battle, but is losing the Malzahn war. This is another example where SEC officiating has further damaged Auburn.
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
8040 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:33 am to
It’s actually 42.8%. Now if that’s not worth 7 million...............

Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:33 am to
If it makes you feel any better... Auburn played LSU closer than anyone the entire season(actually had the lead in the 2nd half). Also, Gus out coached Saban pretty badly in the Iron Bowl.
Posted by whoyodaddy
Ono Island
Member since Nov 2011
559 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 7:52 am to
quote:

If it makes you feel any better... Auburn played LSU closer


Keeping Malzahn does make all the other SEC west teams feel better. So I hope you keep him a lot longer.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29644 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 8:04 am to
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 8:04 am to
I’m not an Auburn fan.. just stating facts.
Posted by BayouCowboy
Member since Dec 2012
14388 posts
Posted on 1/4/20 at 8:09 am to
I think Gus and Matt Canada run a similar style offense. It's gimmicky and can be effective, but eventually teams figure it out.
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