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I probably would have been a Tennessee fan if they weren’t orange.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:55 am
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:55 am
Was born in Nashville and all that yada yada…but just imagine waking up, pulling open your dresser, digging through some things, and pulling out that pumpkin looking dildo before your shift at Ollies.
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Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:02 am to DolphinDaddy
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DolphinDaddy
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dildo
So I gotta ask… do you pullout a menstrual flow colored one instead Mr DolphinDaddy? Do you feel the need to use a blood red dildo on yourself before starting your retail associate job?
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:14 am to DolphinDaddy
So you admit to being a fan of Alabama because the color scheme?
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:16 am to DolphinDaddy
I am thankful I don't have to pull out any colored dildo at anytime. But that's just me.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:33 am to DolphinDaddy
The color is part of the brand. It's not about fashion. It's about distinction.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:40 am to DolphinDaddy
Are you one of those Alabama fans that also love the Yankees, Lakers and Duke basketball?
Posted on 6/10/22 at 8:38 am to DolphinDaddy
Your favorite team wins the national title, Superbowl, World Series, and NBA title every year, doesn't it?
Posted on 6/10/22 at 9:22 am to DolphinDaddy
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I probably would have been a Tennessee fan but it's much easier to be a bandwagon fan of a team that always wins in the only sport I watch; football, than a team that wins in other sports I don't really understand. Winning in football is my entire sense of self, without it I would be lost and broken.
FIFY
Posted on 6/10/22 at 10:08 am to DolphinDaddy
Jesus, OP is so dogshit at shite talk. Making fun of Tennessee would normally have you upvoted at a 10-1 ratio, but OP is getting ratio'd and outed himself at the same time. Embarrassing, honestly.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 11:05 am to DolphinDaddy
I bleed orange. Best damn color in the world.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 11:07 am to Neyland TheGreat
Apparently dolphindaddy tore his anus with a dildo and decided to blood red was his color.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 11:15 am to Oilfieldbiology
So no one realizes that this guy isn't really a Bama fan?
Posted on 6/10/22 at 11:16 am to Neyland TheGreat
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I bleed orange. Best damn color in the world.
No.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:36 pm to Marktastic86
Gumps red color is hideous.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:48 pm to DolphinDaddy
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Was born in Nashville and all that yada yada…but just imagine waking up, pulling open your dresser, digging through some things, and pulling out that pumpkin looking dildo before your shift at Ollies.
Most people don't admit they're like all those Yankees/Cowboys fans but you do you.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:49 pm to DolphinDaddy
Straight up if you weren't born/grew up in the general area of a school and you didn't attend, you're a bandwagoner who should keep quiet.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:49 pm to jonnyanony
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Most people don't admit they're like all those Yankees/Cowboys fans but you do you.
He's an alter, not a real Alabama fan.
But he's not wrong, that orange color is hideous.
This post was edited on 6/10/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 6/10/22 at 1:05 pm to Marktastic86
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So no one realizes that this guy isn't really a Bama fan?
To be fair right now most Bama fans aren’t Bama fans, bandwagons and all.
This post was edited on 6/10/22 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 6/10/22 at 1:18 pm to DolphinDaddy
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pulling out that pumpkin looking dildo before your shift at Ollies.
You work at Ollies? Yikes….
Posted on 6/10/22 at 1:33 pm to DolphinDaddy
OP you got a suggestion for a quality dildo?
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