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I have discovered why Lane Kiffin became chubby in Boca
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:04 pm
It wasn't booze...
It wasn't seafood...
It wasn't pizza...
It wasn't fried chicken...
It was an original Florida staple known as Gatorade. A concoction of sugar, sodium, and food coloring.
Judging by the picture below, it is obvious Lane was fond of the Ade.
It wasn't seafood...
It wasn't pizza...
It wasn't fried chicken...
It was an original Florida staple known as Gatorade. A concoction of sugar, sodium, and food coloring.
Judging by the picture below, it is obvious Lane was fond of the Ade.
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Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:06 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
one of those is a gatorade zero. The other looks like it might have been left there by someone else. Then there is some bottles of water and a gatorade in his hand.
Fail
Fail
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
His office looks like a broom closet
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:10 pm to idlewatcher
His chair looks like something they picked up off someone's curb
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:12 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
You clearly wanna be like me, but this is a swing and a miss.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:12 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Holy crap, Lane.
The molly use couldn't be more obvious unless he had a pacifier around his neck
The molly use couldn't be more obvious unless he had a pacifier around his neck
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
cheap arse office furniture 
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:38 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Pfft, like there ain't vodka in that Gatorade bottle.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:39 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
The blue one is a Gatorade Zero and the orange one is a piss bottle.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:42 pm to idlewatcher
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His office looks like a broom closet
Go easy... half the board reports to a broom closet.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:50 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Doesn’t even have dual monitors. Poor.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:00 pm to HogX
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Pfft, like there ain't vodka in that Gatorade bottle.
Learned that trick from John Daly.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:10 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Some of the common signs of ecstasy use include:
Heightened sensory perception
Increased positive sensations
Increased capacity for empathy
Dilated pupils
Unnatural, long-lasting energy
Inability to feel, or reduced sense of, pain
Desire to touch or be touched
Changes in sleeping habits
Staying awake for days at a time
Paranoia
Impulsivity
Teeth clenching
Muscle tension
Dry mouth
Mild confusion
Excessive sweating
Promiscuity
Feeling in love with person they are with, even if there is no personal history
A sense of euphoria
Heightened emotions
Thirst
Reduced anxiety and depression
Heightened sensory perception
Increased positive sensations
Increased capacity for empathy
Dilated pupils
Unnatural, long-lasting energy
Inability to feel, or reduced sense of, pain
Desire to touch or be touched
Changes in sleeping habits
Staying awake for days at a time
Paranoia
Impulsivity
Teeth clenching
Muscle tension
Dry mouth
Mild confusion
Excessive sweating
Promiscuity
Feeling in love with person they are with, even if there is no personal history
A sense of euphoria
Heightened emotions
Thirst
Reduced anxiety and depression
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:13 pm to idlewatcher
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His office looks like a broom closet
A broom closet that doubles as the school trophy case apparently.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Or he’s a middle aged man working a stressful job.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:21 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
It wasn't booze...
It wasn't seafood...
It wasn't pizza...
It wasn't fried chicken...
It was an original Florida staple known as Gatorade. A concoction of sugar, sodium, and food coloring.
Judging by the picture below, it is obvious Lane was fond of the Ade.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:21 pm to DeafJam73
And all this time I would've bet it was all the pussy he was eating!
Posted on 12/11/19 at 2:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
he blew up in Boca because he was sympathizing with the manatees.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 3:08 pm to I let the dogs out
Just about to type this. Can't imagine working without dual monitors.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 3:25 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
got to keep pumping fluids in, if the coeds are making you pump fluids out.
This post was edited on 12/11/19 at 3:25 pm
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