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jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
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I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Opening tip, one team scores and the crowd goes wild. Hey that's 2-0 in a game likely to wind up 127-121. Lewis Grizzard said the NBA should just give each team a hundred and play the last two minutes. That would make them more bearable but cut way down on the $10. beer sales. As it is the only thing longer and more uncomfortable than the NBA season is pregnancy. Hell I don't know when they start and do they ever finish?

Football games all have a personality and sometimes several. Basketball is 10 guys running in one direction for a few seconds and they all jump, then they run the other direction and rinse and repeat. It's even more boring now that you have a bunch of little guys running only part way down the floor and throwing the ball at the hoop from just over half court.
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Smoke7024
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Just don’t watch it then, moron.


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auburnnyc94
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
You seem... dense.


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TigerLunatik
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..


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Bulldogblitz
Member since Dec 2018
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
You are a lot of paint chips as a child. It is alright.


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BhamBlazeDog
Mississippi St. Fan
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
1432 posts

re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
I don’t disagree, the nba sucks. But College b-ball is fun as hell


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Mizzou4ever
Missouri Fan
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
9568 posts

re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
You talk about the NBA and I agree, but college hoops is pretty awesome.


jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
College BB and FB is far more entertaining. Although I have not watched any part of a CBB game unless it happened to be on the barroom television. Some NFL games I wonder if anyone gives a flying fark including the coaches. Hey the Clemson DC is a straight psycho but there is no doubt he is a serious SOB about the game in front of him and the next play. NFL H/C loses and it looks like he is heading to punch out and is glad his shift is finally over.


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SummerOfGeorge
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Then don't watch Jimmy. This is America not the Soviet Union


jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
2737 posts

re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Oh you mean I have that option, unless of course I choose the wrong drinking hole. BTW are you required to watch the sport in Russia? Some how I would never envisioned Putin being all that shot in the arse over it either.


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kywildcatfanone
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Member since Oct 2012
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Sore loser


superstroke33
Florida Fan
Member since Oct 2015
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
I feel the same way about weaving class


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jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
2737 posts

re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Since I have zero interest the game is in fact painful to watch, particularly the NBA. The game is a big bore.
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OleManDixon
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Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
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I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it.


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Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it.


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Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it.


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as long as I don't have to watch it.


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I don't have to watch it.


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don't watch it.


You’re welcome.


jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
Congratulations. For what I don't know. My bud now is a UK fan, being from Kentucky. He tries to get me interested so I facilitate his fandom but have no idea of what his team is or has done although it being Uk I assume it is good.


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volfan30
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re: I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..
This schtick needs a fine tuning imo.


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