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I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it..

Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:06 pm
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:06 pm
Opening tip, one team scores and the crowd goes wild. Hey that's 2-0 in a game likely to wind up 127-121. Lewis Grizzard said the NBA should just give each team a hundred and play the last two minutes. That would make them more bearable but cut way down on the $10. beer sales. As it is the only thing longer and more uncomfortable than the NBA season is pregnancy. Hell I don't know when they start and do they ever finish?

Football games all have a personality and sometimes several. Basketball is 10 guys running in one direction for a few seconds and they all jump, then they run the other direction and rinse and repeat. It's even more boring now that you have a bunch of little guys running only part way down the floor and throwing the ball at the hoop from just over half court.
This post was edited on 3/16/19 at 7:16 am
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
22635 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:08 pm to
Just don’t watch it then, moron.
Posted by auburnnyc94
Member since Nov 2017
7834 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:08 pm to
You seem... dense.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93608 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:10 pm to
You are a lot of paint chips as a child. It is alright.
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:11 pm to
I don’t disagree, the nba sucks. But College b-ball is fun as hell
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15224 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:12 pm to
You talk about the NBA and I agree, but college hoops is pretty awesome.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:23 pm to
College BB and FB is far more entertaining. Although I have not watched any part of a CBB game unless it happened to be on the barroom television. Some NFL games I wonder if anyone gives a flying fark including the coaches. Hey the Clemson DC is a straight psycho but there is no doubt he is a serious SOB about the game in front of him and the next play. NFL H/C loses and it looks like he is heading to punch out and is glad his shift is finally over.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:25 pm to
Then don't watch Jimmy. This is America not the Soviet Union
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:44 pm to
Oh you mean I have that option, unless of course I choose the wrong drinking hole. BTW are you required to watch the sport in Russia? Some how I would never envisioned Putin being all that shot in the arse over it either.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118788 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:46 pm to
Sore loser
Posted by superstroke33
Member since Oct 2015
735 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:09 pm to
I feel the same way about weaving class
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:11 pm to
Since I have zero interest the game is in fact painful to watch, particularly the NBA. The game is a big bore.
This post was edited on 3/16/19 at 12:43 am
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:21 pm to
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I hate hoops. Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it.


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Whats wrong with it you ask. Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it.


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Nothing, as long as I don't have to watch it.


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as long as I don't have to watch it.


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I don't have to watch it.


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don't watch it.


You’re welcome.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:33 pm to
Congratulations. For what I don't know. My bud now is a UK fan, being from Kentucky. He tries to get me interested so I facilitate his fandom but have no idea of what his team is or has done although it being Uk I assume it is good.
Posted by volfan30
Member since Jun 2010
40948 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:21 am to
This schtick needs a fine tuning imo.
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