How often have you called him Bert in real life

I've never NOT called him Bert.

I do it and everyone is always so confused

To be totally honest, I forgot it was Bret.

Bret is physically hard to say once you're use to Bert.

I forgot his name wasn’t Bert

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Bret is physically hard to say once you're use to Bert.

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That’s not his name?

One time when I met him in person, I called him "Bret", and he mistakenly thought I said, "bread". I thought I was gonna die right there and then....


I just call him Bert nowadays....

All the time the past 3 years

All the time. So often that I've actually corrected ppl calling him Bret.