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How did Coach Eaux’s voice get that way?

Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:57 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:57 pm
I don’t mean his accent...

Was he a wrestler in the 90s?

Is it for real?
This post was edited on 9/17/18 at 11:03 pm
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:58 pm to
Overactive puberty.
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:58 pm to
His dad was a frog
Posted by zoom
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:58 pm to
Booze
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:59 pm to
Crawdad punctured his uvula
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:59 pm to
Shrimp boat exhaust
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:00 pm to
A worm wrapped itself around his vocal cords
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:01 pm to
this thread will be fun
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:01 pm to
He didn't learn to speak until he was found swimming around on his 13th birthday.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:05 pm to
He swallowed a cement mixer
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:06 pm to
Swallowed a hand grenade with the pin pulled ... just for kicks.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:08 pm to
The finest finishing school in Thibodaux
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:09 pm to
Amateur Sword Swallower back in his shrimp boat pirate days.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:12 pm to
He spent a lot of time in College Station in his youth
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32624 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:15 pm to
Doesn’t Bamas strength and conditioning coach have an extremely raspy voice as well? Basically he has a very deep voice and he’s destroyed his throat over yelling for like 40 years. He also has a South Lafouche parish accent on top of it.
This post was edited on 9/17/18 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78349 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:16 pm to
The accent is Lafourche Parish. The gravelly effect is shredded vocal chords from being a high energy position coach, like many others who scream daily, like drill sergeants . I had a coach like that.
This post was edited on 9/17/18 at 11:17 pm
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:20 pm to
Gargling crab boil
Posted by MSUcoast
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:25 pm to
Eats while blue crabs, says soft shells are for wusses
Posted by gladchiefisgone
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:29 pm to
His other job is being the voice of Cookie Monster.
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
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Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:29 pm to
Personal lessons from Dikembe Mutombo at his cookie palace in Kinshasa
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