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Honestly, why do most of your schools even bother with football?

Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:25 am
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:25 am
You’re not good at it. Move on to basketball like auburn. Your programs are making me sad. Don’t need 9 conference games, just tee it off in September with bama and georgia for the sec championship. Save yourselves a lot of misery and gnashing of teeth.

Maybe move baseball and equestrian to the fall to give yourselves something to do. You could also spend a weekend at vandy and have a freshman teach you how to read and write more proficiently. Time well spent.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13361 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:27 am to
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You’re not good at it.
Neither is Bama when they aren't cheating. Minus all the cheating under Saban and Stallings bama wouldn't have won a NC since the 70's (if they weren't busted then too).

I guess it's time for yall to become a gymnastics school.
This post was edited on 5/3/19 at 6:37 am
Posted by BoerneAg
Hill Country, God's Country
Member since Apr 2019
2329 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:30 am to
Bama football is on it's way out If anything, schools should focus hard on football to be able to take over the top spot.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:31 am to
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Neither is Bama when they aren't cheating. I guess it's time for yall to become a gymnastics school.


Exhibit A for vandy library trip
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:34 am to
Bama hasn’t beaten South Carolina since 2009

I mean JUST IMAGINE
Posted by Scoreboard
Madison, AL
Member since Apr 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:34 am to
Please, sir, king of the football gods, may we please have permission to play the royal game in the shadow of your eternal greatness?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:35 am to
See you in September.

I remember the last time I told your fans that.

Do you?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61557 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:38 am to
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just tee it off in September with bama and georgia


One of these is not like the other

Posted by ArkTiger55
Mountainburg, AR.
Member since Jan 2016
2291 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:40 am to
You're trying too hard. I would have taken the bait if it wasn't obvious.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:40 am to
Na we’ve moved into women’s hoops and baseball
Posted by tigernation56
im the woods
Member since Feb 2013
4766 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 7:10 am to
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Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:12 am to
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Please, sir, king of the football gods, may we please have permission to play the royal game in the shadow of your eternal greatness?


Nope, just continue to play whatever game the champions of life have been doing every fall. Looks like a cross between curling and roller derby
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:16 am to
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I remember the last time I told your fans that.


You had a good coach then.

Now...
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49082 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:17 am to
What kind of melt is this?
Posted by aujerm
North ATL burbs
Member since Oct 2016
964 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:24 am to
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You're not good at it.


In all fairness most Bama fans aren't good at keeping a full set of teeth but grocery stores in Tuscaloosa still try to sell toothpaste.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17716 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:26 am to
The same reasons why OP pretends to be a Bama fan in Austin, TX.

It's entertainment
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:52 am to
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21231 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 10:53 am to
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You’re not good at it.

One could easily say this about your life.
Posted by That LSU Guy
The beach
Member since Jul 2008
11398 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 11:43 am to
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
13003 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 12:12 pm to
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just tee it off in September with bama and georgia for the sec championship.



Or just hand the trophy to Clemson on New Year’s Day since they are so much better than any other program out there.
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