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History Lesson: FLA invented Gatorade bc they're Pus*ies
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:31 pm
As of 1965, Ray Graves' effeminate football teams had only achieved a bowl game in 2/5 preceding years; those two being the lowly Gator Bowl.
At this time, all of the other men playing football were successful just drinking their own blood and sweat with the occasional water. Second-wave feminist, Graves couldn't get his girls to tough it out though. They were dropping like flies in the second half and sweating through their skirts.
So Graves skips over to the College of Medicine and requests they create a fruity Cosmo that would help get unconditioned nancies to play four quarters...and the rest was history.
Picture of one of the original Florida Sissies drinking Gatorade. Scholars say he finished three games that year.
At this time, all of the other men playing football were successful just drinking their own blood and sweat with the occasional water. Second-wave feminist, Graves couldn't get his girls to tough it out though. They were dropping like flies in the second half and sweating through their skirts.
So Graves skips over to the College of Medicine and requests they create a fruity Cosmo that would help get unconditioned nancies to play four quarters...and the rest was history.
Picture of one of the original Florida Sissies drinking Gatorade. Scholars say he finished three games that year.
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:32 pm to UTprideofTX
Powerade >>> Gatorade
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:33 pm to UTprideofTX
I mean they only had like 8-10 bowl games back then, so...
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:36 pm to UTprideofTX
Gatorade is overrated and never once helped me compete as a high level collegiate athlete.
Just sodium-laced flavored water marketed to high school athletes that don't know any better
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:39 pm to RazorBroncs
It's only good for cavities.
Sidebar: You have one of the best sigs out there.
Sidebar: You have one of the best sigs out there.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:42 pm to UTprideofTX
yet every football team drinks it, including your hillbillie arse team. if you want to call it a team.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:45 pm to UTprideofTX
Pussies that beat your teams arse every year.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:58 pm to GatorBait24
As of 1965, you hadn't beat us since 1954....11 years...4,017 Days.
My grandpa used to call you "wax gators" because you all melted in games.
My grandpa used to call you "wax gators" because you all melted in games.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 5:59 pm to UTprideofTX
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At this time, all of the other men playing football were successful just drinking their own blood and sweat with the occasional water. Second-wave feminist, Graves couldn't get his girls to tough it out though. They were dropping like flies in the second half and sweating through their skirts.
I'll remember this the next time you hillbillies are dropping like flies at the Swamp in mid September. And I am talking about the team and the fans.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:01 pm to UTprideofTX
The next time your team starts cramping mid game, I’m gonna call y’all a bunch of pussies.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:01 pm to UTprideofTX
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As of 1965, Ray Graves' effeminate football teams had only achieved a bowl game in 2/5 subsequent years; those two being the lowly Gator Bowl.
sub·se·quent
adjective
coming after something in time; following.
"the theory was developed subsequent to the earthquake of 1906"
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:01 pm to UTprideofTX
I wonder what he'd call Tennessee, since y'all have lost the last 13 of 14 games vs Florida?
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:03 pm to UTprideofTX
The royalty from sales crossed $1B.
Don’t bother taking off your shoes and socks to try to figure out what a billion is.
You’ll still come up 999,999,977 short.
Don’t bother taking off your shoes and socks to try to figure out what a billion is.
You’ll still come up 999,999,977 short.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:05 pm to UTprideofTX
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:06 pm to LarryCLE
You got me darlin'
Tell your team to bring their mittens, heated panties and some hot cocoa Saturday because it'll be a little cold for Trask and the girls.
Tell your team to bring their mittens, heated panties and some hot cocoa Saturday because it'll be a little cold for Trask and the girls.
This post was edited on 12/2/20 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:08 pm to UTprideofTX
I have talked to people who work at the plants that make the stuff, and they do not drink it and do not let their families drink it. They have to superheat to infuse an ungodly amount of bad things into water, it's not natural.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:09 pm to UTprideofTX
Are those shoulder pads or is that a young bosomy Tittboss?
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:12 pm to Chingon Ag
Graves also enlarged the numbers and moved them up higher on the jersey to hide their bitch-tits.
Florida players had previously been getting their feelings hurt for decades due to manboobs trash-talk on the field.
Florida players had previously been getting their feelings hurt for decades due to manboobs trash-talk on the field.
This post was edited on 12/2/20 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:18 pm to UTprideofTX
Dr. Cade, the Gatorade developer, supposedly developed some quick acting alcoholic beverage that rapidly cleared the ingestion system. This amazing beverage, which achieved the intended "buzz", was designed for UF faculty to partake during research/clinical conferences and, thereafter, drive home safely. If true, then there should be revisitation of this remarkable elixir ASAP.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 6:20 pm to UTprideofTX
ahh yes, being smart is = to being a pussy! solid logic.
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