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re: Help. Field rushing and goalpost removal experts

Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:41 am to
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:41 am to
Sensitive??? Maybe a little. My life ends this weekend bc Alabama has no chance. The only solace I have is this game won’t be as crushing as the kick 6 or Camback(did I say it right). Auburn by 10-17 and I should have my neighbors dog in a headlock by the end of the 3rd quarter.
Posted by boweswi05
birmingham
Member since Aug 2016
5655 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:46 am to
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Yea but pulling off an upset of this magnitude would possibly constitute it. Probably wishful thinking going up against an immovable object but I can dream.



So the team favored is pulling the upset.


Don't be a pussy
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105376 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:46 am to
You already look upset, and I haven't put my field rushing shoes on.


I think I will wait for the official upset victory Saturday for the home team before putting them on.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:52 am to
They look like orthopedic shoes but still kind of sweet. Maybe if kerryon has to wear those during the game it could even things out.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105376 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:00 am to
quote:

I should have my neighbors dog in a headlock by the end of the 3rd quarter.


I get the feeling you having relations with your neighbors dog has no stipulations.
Posted by arp0925
Member since Nov 2016
1323 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:01 am to
Beating Auburn is not an upset. It is expected at Alabama.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:15 am to
Yea but I ratchet things up really nice when Alabama loses.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:03 am to
No,we will act like we have been there before, because we have... many times.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:34 am to
Not sure we have ever faced such insurmountable odds though. Don’t know man. Hope you guys are right.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:37 am to
better wear a wet suit!

This post was edited on 11/23/17 at 10:40 am
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12300 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:25 am to
quote:

ratchet things up really nice when Alabama loses.

Have you alerted family and friends to the likelihood of domestic violence?
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:32 am to
Yo momma rushes the field.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:31 am to
Family - yes but I don’t have any friends.
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:43 am to
quote:

These boys can't sense sarcasm


In their defense, one would need an IQ above 70 to understand what the OP is doing.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:23 am to
Just a guy looking for instructions in the event Alabama does the impossible and defeats this Auburn team.
Kind of death by preference. Do we prepare to get ravaged by kerryon for 200 yds or have stidham sit in the pocket and deliver bullets under pressure all day long.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:45 am to

Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:47 am to
quote:

These boys can't sense sarcasm


I know, right. Da frick!
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24094 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:53 am to
quote:

How is it an upset when UA is the favorite?


Fake Gump
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 9:03 am to
i've only torn one goal post down and it was 18 years ago. I don't remember if any tools were used to take it down... but there were some people using a hacksaw to cut it into pieces. I'd love to know where those pieces went from the 99 eggbowl
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 9:03 am
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 9:09 am to
Do you remember how many people you needed to get it down? Were they all fatties or some little guys mixed in. Figured you would need the little guys to scale the posts.
Hacksaws would be helpful. Probably could sneak them in the stadium.
Any help you can lend is greatly appreciated.
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