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Football Scoop's QB Coach of the Year

Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:29 pm
Posted by TearsofKnowshon
Athens
Member since Dec 2013
3130 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:29 pm
Who saw this one coming...

quote:

FootballScoop is proud to announce that Jim Chaney is the 2017 FootballScoop Quarterbacks Coach of the Year presented by AstroTurf as selected by prior winners.



Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21582 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:32 pm to
Jim Chaney at Tennessee and Arkansas: 7 SEC wins in 5 years

Jim Chaney at UGA: SEC Champion and QB Coach of the Year
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22206 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Jim Chaney at Tennessee and Arkansas: 7 SEC wins in 5 years Jim Chaney at UGA: SEC Champion and QB Coach of the Year


It was them, not him...
Posted by Whiskey Man
St Somewhere
Member since Nov 2012
910 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:36 pm to
With Bert gone, Chaney ascends to the throne as the fattest tub of lard in the conference.
Posted by TearsofKnowshon
Athens
Member since Dec 2013
3130 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:37 pm to
Ever since moving him up to the press box after the Florida game last season our offense has been exponentially better. Who knew he hated standing that much.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15644 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:46 pm to
He's called some great games this year and some others were mildly frustrating. The toss sweep opens everything up so it sucks when we have games where we don't use it at all.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Ever since moving him up to the press box after the Florida game last season our offense has been exponentially better. Who knew he hated standing that much.


Just wait until your team isn't able to meet with their coordinator during halftime once because his fat arse can't walk down stairs to the locker room.

I legit wanted that motherfricker fired on the spot when that happened at the Auburn game a few years ago.

There has never been a lazier coach. Ever.
Posted by TearsofKnowshon
Athens
Member since Dec 2013
3130 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:51 pm to
We make our support staff carry him down the stairs. That's why Kirby hired so many "analysts."
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

With Bert gone, Chaney ascends to the throne as the fattest tub of lard in the conference.



You could get at least three Berts out of one Chaney. Now, Charlie Weiss could give Chaney a run for his money...
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17255 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:58 pm to
He has the proper size to go to Vegas and win a blonde wife.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:00 pm to
Didn’t he develop drew breeze and someone else famous?
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4368 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:29 pm to
That picture needs ultrapixels to fully encapsulate the girth.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:30 pm to
Man boobs
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12413 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:33 pm to
I’d titty frick him if he keeps calling good games.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3474 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Ever since moving him up to the press box after the Florida game last season our offense has been exponentially better.


But it costs $1000 per game to have the crane hoist his fat arse up to the press box.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:36 pm to
I thought Nussmeier was a lock for this award.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:41 pm to
He’s so fat he can’t even wipe his arse, so he shits in the shower and waffle-stomps it down the drain.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12413 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:42 pm to
I figured he just guessed???
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:45 pm to
Fake news. I hear Butch, McElwain and Paul Johnson have been taking turns wiping his arse recently.
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