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Florida Miamuh Implications
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:48 pm
Can you feel it? The tension in the air? I know I can. I can feel it. Deep. Down in my plums.
That's right, hoss. We just about here.
Footbaw season.
And what better way to kick it off than the Fighting Gators of Florida to whoop of that Cane butt. You best believe when I drive my happy arse up to that cesspool they call Mickey Mouse Town to cheer on the orange and blue, I know most of you corncobs will be watching. Heck, the whole damn nation is going to be watching.
Especially one fan base.
See all offseaon they've been posting about tSwamp burning. How Florida isn't as talented. How Florida is way behind in every statistical category. How Franks can't throw. How Dan Mullen can't cruit. How goofy he is. How Florida is this. How Florida is that.
Florida. Florida. Florida.
Now I ain't saying we're back to fun n gun. Back to titles. Back to pure dominance.
But yet we have a fanbase that's becoming obsessed with UF. Like a schoolgirl with a crush who "hates" the boy in her class. Yet can't stop talking about him. Fantasizing about him. Wanting him to be her daddy.
You see, on August 24th, 2019, at 7 pm, the whole nation will watch the Florida Gators put on a show. The media will buy in. The recruits will buy in. The pollsters will buy in. And that's going to continue to Jacksonville. The SEC East will be up for grabs. The "Alabama of the East" HAS to win. And the fans know this. Because a storm is brewing in Gainesville and by God if Kirby doesn't win, he's just another Mark Richt, getting his arse handed to him every year.
They're obsessed because they know. They know what's going to happen. And they are just throwing all worry and fear into to the ears of those who will listen.
Daddy is back, Georgia.
That's right, hoss. We just about here.
Footbaw season.
And what better way to kick it off than the Fighting Gators of Florida to whoop of that Cane butt. You best believe when I drive my happy arse up to that cesspool they call Mickey Mouse Town to cheer on the orange and blue, I know most of you corncobs will be watching. Heck, the whole damn nation is going to be watching.
Especially one fan base.
See all offseaon they've been posting about tSwamp burning. How Florida isn't as talented. How Florida is way behind in every statistical category. How Franks can't throw. How Dan Mullen can't cruit. How goofy he is. How Florida is this. How Florida is that.
Florida. Florida. Florida.
Now I ain't saying we're back to fun n gun. Back to titles. Back to pure dominance.
But yet we have a fanbase that's becoming obsessed with UF. Like a schoolgirl with a crush who "hates" the boy in her class. Yet can't stop talking about him. Fantasizing about him. Wanting him to be her daddy.
You see, on August 24th, 2019, at 7 pm, the whole nation will watch the Florida Gators put on a show. The media will buy in. The recruits will buy in. The pollsters will buy in. And that's going to continue to Jacksonville. The SEC East will be up for grabs. The "Alabama of the East" HAS to win. And the fans know this. Because a storm is brewing in Gainesville and by God if Kirby doesn't win, he's just another Mark Richt, getting his arse handed to him every year.
They're obsessed because they know. They know what's going to happen. And they are just throwing all worry and fear into to the ears of those who will listen.
Daddy is back, Georgia.
This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 8:49 pm
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Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:48 pm to AshleySchaeffer
This will be the first thing bumped if Florida loses.
Congrats.
Congrats.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:49 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Nice manifesto.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Game has 0 implications, literally meaningless
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Reese finna eat.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Florida going to get one of those top 10 wins
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:52 pm to GeauxTigerNation
quote:
first thing bumped
Time-travel edit.
This post was edited on 8/24/19 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:53 pm to AshleySchaeffer
If “Daddy is back”, he ought to spank your little bottom for this rambling, mumbling, bumbling essay that you posted when he was not monitoring your screen time.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:54 pm to Jacknola
quote:Bitch what is that art you got going on? Looking like some dungeons and dragons bullshite.
Jacknola
The only dragons I got are these nuts on your fat mama's face.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:56 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Well Ashley is ready for the season.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 10:08 pm to AshleySchaeffer
This was kind of weird...but the last part is true.
Only took Mullen one year to get his program to Georgia's level. Tied in the AP at 7.
He didnt even need 20 five stars to do it. Quite amazing.
Only took Mullen one year to get his program to Georgia's level. Tied in the AP at 7.
He didnt even need 20 five stars to do it. Quite amazing.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:11 am to Gatorbait2008
quote:Georgia knows they’re underperforming.
20 five stars
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:15 am to AshleySchaeffer
quote:
Florida Miamuh Implications
The implication is if UF doesn't blow Miami out they will be mocked relentlessly for a week. Miami is not a good football team, the only reason this game is being talked about is it's a week early.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:18 am to AshleySchaeffer
quote:That is a lot of teenage girl angst to put in one post. The OP deserves the coveted “Rock clapping” gif.
AshleySchaeffer
Well done
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:19 am to AshleySchaeffer
If Florida doesn’t blow out Miami, it’s a net loss for them.
Miami has less talent, a brand new coaching staff with a first time HC, and a completely green starting QB.
Miami has less talent, a brand new coaching staff with a first time HC, and a completely green starting QB.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:21 am to AshleySchaeffer
quote:
Miamuh
Is Richt going to start feeling the hot seat for not putting together what would be considered a top 25 preseason team?
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:29 am to AshleySchaeffer
There aren’t any implications unless UF loses.
UFs season really starts in October.
Regardless of how it looks on Saturday, I just want a win and no injuries.
UFs season really starts in October.
Regardless of how it looks on Saturday, I just want a win and no injuries.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 10:26 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Bump???
Posted on 8/24/19 at 10:28 pm to AshleySchaeffer
quote:
You see, on August 24th, 2019, at 7 pm, the whole nation will watch the Florida Gators put on a show.
Yeah, a shite show.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 10:30 pm to boXerrumble
quote:
There aren’t any implications unless UF loses
Not
So
Fast
My friend
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