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Posted on 5/21/20 at 8:45 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
Learn from us you fools, do NOT EVER self report ANYTHING!
We self reported a fat blackmailing part time Tudor from years ago, got the highest marks possible for cooperation and they MURDERED US.
Deny, deny, deny.
We self reported a fat blackmailing part time Tudor from years ago, got the highest marks possible for cooperation and they MURDERED US.
Deny, deny, deny.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 8:57 pm to Murph4HOF
Part 6: The Higher They Rise, The Harder They Fall (2015-2017) Second half
- Nutt, now mad about Ole Miss pointing the finger at him for all the allegations, files a civil suit vs. Ole Miss, and finds text messages from Good Follower of Christ Freeze to an escort service.
- Freeze soon resigns in the middle of the summer 2017 with no other coaching options than to have a Make a Wish Foundation search for the biggest Ole Miss fan to be the head coach for 2017; State fans cheer thinking that fortunes are turning in Oktibbeha County
- Ole Miss fans are surprised that their charity hire/fall guy finishes 6-6 including an Egg Bowl win; this ends up being the worst thing for Ole Miss, because now half of the fans think Matt Luke is a good coach, while the other half try to remind the optimistic half that Luke was the only guy who submitted his resume to the Monster.com opening for the Head Coaching gig
- Mullen bolts for Gainsville
- Credits roll on the left side of the screen while Matt Luke is showing off the Golden Egg fading into Nick Fitzgerald flipping off Ole Miss fans while being carted off the field
- Nutt, now mad about Ole Miss pointing the finger at him for all the allegations, files a civil suit vs. Ole Miss, and finds text messages from Good Follower of Christ Freeze to an escort service.
- Freeze soon resigns in the middle of the summer 2017 with no other coaching options than to have a Make a Wish Foundation search for the biggest Ole Miss fan to be the head coach for 2017; State fans cheer thinking that fortunes are turning in Oktibbeha County
- Ole Miss fans are surprised that their charity hire/fall guy finishes 6-6 including an Egg Bowl win; this ends up being the worst thing for Ole Miss, because now half of the fans think Matt Luke is a good coach, while the other half try to remind the optimistic half that Luke was the only guy who submitted his resume to the Monster.com opening for the Head Coaching gig
- Mullen bolts for Gainsville
- Credits roll on the left side of the screen while Matt Luke is showing off the Golden Egg fading into Nick Fitzgerald flipping off Ole Miss fans while being carted off the field
This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:05 pm to Murph4HOF
Good job Murph. Your history of those teams is impressive.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:09 pm to BurgTiger
This ^^^^ Do not EVER EVER EVER cooperate with them. We went the route of exemplary cooperation and they skewered us.
Also State needs to stop snitching. They are snitchU and although Auburn and us have had to deal with it, it’s bad form.
State and OM need to take a lesson from Auburn and Bama on how to coexist instead of being crabs in a bucket.
Also State needs to stop snitching. They are snitchU and although Auburn and us have had to deal with it, it’s bad form.
State and OM need to take a lesson from Auburn and Bama on how to coexist instead of being crabs in a bucket.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:09 pm to Hailstate15
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You should direct the series
Thanks. I think The Higher They Rise, The Harder They Fall (2015-2017) would have to be two episodes.
As we have seen with The Last Dance, the key is buy in and interviews from the key players. I'm not sure if Nutt is under some gag order from Ole Miss as part of his settlement with Ole Miss, you'd need a translator and subtitles for anything with Orgeron, and I'd have to make sure there's no statute of limitations for anything the Cannons or Warren would say, because you know they'd slip up and tell more shite the NCAA didn't uncover.
Who is that trashy State guy who wrote that book about "them cheatin' Bears at TSUN"?
This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:19 pm to Murph4HOF
Cant wait for 2018-20 “Cotton State Chaos”.
Damn, a helluva lot of drama between those two schools in the last couple of decades.
Damn, a helluva lot of drama between those two schools in the last couple of decades.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:27 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
I have to vent on this topic man. Only in the SEC does this bs happen about rival programs trying to get each other in ncaa trouble. Ohio St and Michigan hate each other but they’re not so fricking petty and stupid to pull crap like this. All this “your program is dirty but my program is pristine” hypocrisy is pathetic and sad. I’m no stranger to hatred, malice, or vileness and I’m an admirer of Josef Stalin but I’ve never wanted to see any rival program or any SEC program get into ncaa trouble. There’s some stupid people in our conference no wonder the northeast and Pacific Northwest looks down on us.
Yea I know “nice melt gump”
Yea I know “nice melt gump”
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:30 pm to moester75
You are dead on.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:31 pm to BurnsideStyle
Never, ever cooperate.
Lawyer up and tell them to frick off.
Lawyer up and tell them to frick off.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 9:35 pm to FearlessFreep
I've got a better title in the works for 2018-2020.
While most of the SEC has been laughing at the 'sips save for the occasional times they're relevant, if you been paying attention you'd see the stranger than fiction drama in the Magnolia State.
So far they have all the drama needed for a great TV series, but none of the success that a 30 For 30 or The Last Dance-like series would need.
While most of the SEC has been laughing at the 'sips save for the occasional times they're relevant, if you been paying attention you'd see the stranger than fiction drama in the Magnolia State.
So far they have all the drama needed for a great TV series, but none of the success that a 30 For 30 or The Last Dance-like series would need.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 6:41 am to moester75
I agree with all of this except,
Isn’t that literally the default shell of any true Michigan Man™?
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your program is dirty but my program is pristine
Isn’t that literally the default shell of any true Michigan Man™?
Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:04 am to BurnsideStyle
You didn’t get exemplary cooperation. Your administration (which lied to you about the investigation for 5 years) did not cooperate nor did they get exemplary cooperation. That is one of the multiple false narratives pushed by your administration and your fan reporters. The NCAA said as much in their findings.
This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 7:08 am
Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:55 am to moester75
I agree but you don’t see Michigan actively recruiting players off the other team. You don’t think Saban would blow a gasket if Auburn convinced Waddle or Najee to enter the portal?
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:21 am to BurgTiger
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part time Tudor from
Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward VI, Mary, or Elizabeth I?
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:29 am to Dawgsrule
quote:The players have to take a large part of the burden when this petty shite comes to them.
I agree but you don’t see Michigan actively recruiting players off the other team. You don’t think Saban would blow a gasket if Auburn convinced Waddle or Najee to enter the portal?
If they accept, allow, or show a willingness to engage is discussion with another programs boosters or put themselves in a position where that booster can convince them to transfer then that's shady shite too.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 10:10 am to Murph4HOF
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- Nutt, now mad about Ole Miss pointing the finger at him for all the allegations, files a civil suit vs. Ole Miss, and finds text messages from Good Follower of Christ Freeze to an escort service.
I think it should be a musical.
To the tune of Baby Shark...
Houston Nutt doo doo doo doo doo doo...
He's now mad doo doo doo doo doo doo...
At Ole Miss' doo doo doo doo doo doo...
Finger Point.
Files a suit doo doo doo doo doo doo...
vs Ole Miss doo doo doo doo doo doo...
Finds some texts doo doo doo doo doo doo...
From Hugh Freeze.
Etc.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:32 pm to Murph4HOF
Part 7: Magnolia State Mayhem (End of 2017 season - May 2020) [Alternate title: Crabs in a Bucket]
- State hires a fast rising assistant coach with no ties to the south to replace Mullen
- Ole Miss receives punishment from NCAA
- 2018 Season: Luke continues to fool many Rebel fans, until a loss to Auburn begins a 4 game skid leading up to the Egg Bowl; Moorhead is 7-4 in his first season at State heading into the Egg Bowl
- 2018 Egg bowl; gotta show the bench clearing flight and Moorhead getting lifting the Golden Egg to close out his inaugural regular season
- State fans optimistic; Ole Miss support for Luke wavering
- Both schools sign Top 25 recruiting classes, but near the bottom of the SEC
- Cannon Motors takes all their vehicles back from Ole Miss; Ross Bjork tells his secretary he's going to Betty Davis Grocery but never returns. An eyewitness near Abbeville says they see a man fitting Bjork's description willfully entering a maroon F-350 with Lonestar rims, Texas plates, and truck nuts
- Luke's job in further jeopardy
- Kang Jackie settles with NCAA; State fans feel vindicated for some reason
- 2019 season: embarrassing OOC losses to Memphis and Kansas State; Egg Bowl loser will likely lose their job
- The Piss and the Miss; Luke fired; Lane Kiffin quickly hired
- Moorhead fired after Music City Bowl loss; starting QB cannot play in bowl game because of post practice fight with a defensive player
- State now in a similar position that Ole Miss was in after firing Freeze, goes big and hires Mike Leach after he signs an extension with Wash. St.
- Leach's Noose tweet; many State players enter the portal
- Current allegations State fans and alumni are making towards Ole Miss
- Credits roll on left side while a montage of Matt Luke in a UGA polo, Kiffin's intro at The Pavilion, Moorhead in an Oregon polo, and Leach on a phone presumably tweeting something plays on the right side
- State hires a fast rising assistant coach with no ties to the south to replace Mullen
- Ole Miss receives punishment from NCAA
- 2018 Season: Luke continues to fool many Rebel fans, until a loss to Auburn begins a 4 game skid leading up to the Egg Bowl; Moorhead is 7-4 in his first season at State heading into the Egg Bowl
- 2018 Egg bowl; gotta show the bench clearing flight and Moorhead getting lifting the Golden Egg to close out his inaugural regular season
- State fans optimistic; Ole Miss support for Luke wavering
- Both schools sign Top 25 recruiting classes, but near the bottom of the SEC
- Cannon Motors takes all their vehicles back from Ole Miss; Ross Bjork tells his secretary he's going to Betty Davis Grocery but never returns. An eyewitness near Abbeville says they see a man fitting Bjork's description willfully entering a maroon F-350 with Lonestar rims, Texas plates, and truck nuts
- Luke's job in further jeopardy
- Kang Jackie settles with NCAA; State fans feel vindicated for some reason
- 2019 season: embarrassing OOC losses to Memphis and Kansas State; Egg Bowl loser will likely lose their job
- The Piss and the Miss; Luke fired; Lane Kiffin quickly hired
- Moorhead fired after Music City Bowl loss; starting QB cannot play in bowl game because of post practice fight with a defensive player
- State now in a similar position that Ole Miss was in after firing Freeze, goes big and hires Mike Leach after he signs an extension with Wash. St.
- Leach's Noose tweet; many State players enter the portal
- Current allegations State fans and alumni are making towards Ole Miss
- Credits roll on left side while a montage of Matt Luke in a UGA polo, Kiffin's intro at The Pavilion, Moorhead in an Oregon polo, and Leach on a phone presumably tweeting something plays on the right side
This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:46 pm to Murph4HOF
Part 8: TITLE TBD (Whenever the 2020 season actually begins until probably 2023 signing day) [just speculating, obviously]
- First Leach/Kiffin Egg bowl is one for the ages; State appears to score go ahead TD with less than a minute to play, but WR steps out of bounds and reenters the field; illegal touching penalty on State ices the game for Ole Miss
- Leach gets a new Twitter account under a fake name; is quickly found out
- Kiffin has a respectable recruiting class; Leach dips into Mississippi's deep JUCO ranks to fill some critical needs
- June or July 2021: first paternity suit against Kiffin; a KKG from Gulfport whose daddy is an attorney is speculated to be "Jane Doe"
- 2023 signing day: Composite #1 Pro-Style QB Arch Manning decides where he will play college ball
~ If he signs with Ole Miss, the Ole Miss fans continue to deal with Kiffin, if he chooses elsewhere, then Kiffin will be ran out of town
- First Leach/Kiffin Egg bowl is one for the ages; State appears to score go ahead TD with less than a minute to play, but WR steps out of bounds and reenters the field; illegal touching penalty on State ices the game for Ole Miss
- Leach gets a new Twitter account under a fake name; is quickly found out
- Kiffin has a respectable recruiting class; Leach dips into Mississippi's deep JUCO ranks to fill some critical needs
- June or July 2021: first paternity suit against Kiffin; a KKG from Gulfport whose daddy is an attorney is speculated to be "Jane Doe"
- 2023 signing day: Composite #1 Pro-Style QB Arch Manning decides where he will play college ball
~ If he signs with Ole Miss, the Ole Miss fans continue to deal with Kiffin, if he chooses elsewhere, then Kiffin will be ran out of town
Posted on 5/22/20 at 6:35 pm to peepingcrxxms
Well you being a State fan would know more than me about Ole Miss obviously and I’m not being sarcastic. Whether we got that distinction or not doesn’t change that we cooperated WAY too much with them.
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