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Does the sec have the dumbest traditions in sports

Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:21 pm
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:21 pm
Male cheerleaders in paint coveralls
Toilet paper trees
fricking cowbells
The fricking guy that whistles
The whole state of Florida

We must look like a group of retards to the outside world
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19101 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:24 pm to
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We must look like a group of retards to the outside world


The outside world can't handle the winning.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79819 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:25 pm to
Chanting about orally pleasuring a male tiger.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:26 pm to
There are more teams in the ACC and in the whatever the hell the Big East is now in Florida than the SEC.


So...eat a dick basket
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24444 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:26 pm to
If I wasn't an Alabama fan I would find Rammer Jammer to be extremely dumb.

Rolling trees as an adult is dumber, though.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52168 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:27 pm to
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We must look like a group of retards to the outside world


When did we start caring what the outside world thinks?
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5823 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:29 pm to
Take a trip to Clemson, SC and everyone in the SEC will seem like the most normal people on the planet.
Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11208 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:33 pm to
At least we have Woo Pig Sooie to make up for y'all's shitty traditions
Posted by KD Burner Account
Out of Bounds
Member since May 2019
1442 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 6:08 pm to
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At least we have Woo Pig Sooie to make up for y'all's shitty traditions


This one is by far the dumbest
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9393 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 6:10 pm to
Pom Poms??
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
3606 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 6:11 pm to
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I must look like a retard to everyone else



FIFY
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10539 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 6:12 pm to
Clemson's campus is modeled after Mississippi State, our ugliest school.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21192 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
1541 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 7:09 pm to
None of us are riding around in buses to go run down a hill so I'm going to say no.
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9591 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 7:38 pm to

Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 7:43 pm to
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Chanting about orally pleasuring a male tiger.


Tough call comparing that to aggy chanting about orally pleasuring other males.

Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7169 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 7:45 pm to
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The whole state of Florida


This isn’t a tradition.

Also, there are 11 D1 football programs in Florida, and only one of those is SEC. So this really makes no sense.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66964 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 7:46 pm to
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If I wasn't an Alabama fan I would find Rammer Jammer to be extremely dumb.


Can't be dumber than "Wiggle Wiggle War damn Iggle!" or "Hotty Toddy, lawd all mighty, who the hell are you?"
Posted by drivebyag
Member since Feb 2014
1901 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 8:05 pm to
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Tough call comparing that to aggy chanting about orally pleasuring other males.


Is that in The Spirit of Aggieland or the War Hymn? I always forget.
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 8:15 pm to

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Male cheerleaders in paint coveralls Toilet paper trees fricking cowbells The fricking guy that whistles The whole state of Florida



Check as follows in order of mental retardation:

1. Commodor Whistler at baseball games

This Bastid deserves to be beaten with ball bats swung at terminal velocity

2. The Moo U cowbell ringers

Poor Pirate won’t last two years with these brain deads messing up what little is left of his offensive mindset

Good Points!
3. Male cheerleaders in paint coveralls
4. Toilet papering trees at Toomer’s Corner
5. The Tard who killed toilet papered trees and the Tideholes who defend said tard citing toilet paper killed those trees anyway and the PSYCHO CHERUB was just putting trees out of their misery (since trees have souls too)

Neck with STTDB, although embarrassing to older generations at first, students love it and the level of social nastiness when combined with alcohol is acceptable! Retarded, no! Rumor has it Ivana Trump will chant STTDB with the newly re-elected landslide winner Prez at this years annual LSU tilt with Bama
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