Does Coach O get a statue maybe a talking one.

My sources say they’ll use this as the template

She got a tiger in her tank

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And engraved on the base "l am Ogeron. Look upon my works and despair."

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Upvote for an Ozymandias reference.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies.
And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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I hear they have cutouts of Sam Pittman at the Victoria Secret Plus Size stores in Arkansas.

LSU’s administration is too woke now to allow a statue of a white, alpha male from the Deep South.

I'm thinking more along the lines of a motion-activated wall mount that could be found in every living room in the state.

These could replace the singing bass that is ubiquitous down there.

I think the difference is Pittman knows he ain't sexy... which I just always assumed O knew about himself. It's probably the language barrier though.

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That was from the Chris Vernon Show

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Was it really? I remember it from way back in the day, but had no idea it was from him (although that does explain a lot).

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I hear they have cutouts of Sam Pittman at the Victoria Secret Plus Size stores in Arkansas.

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