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Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:26 am
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:26 am
Dude was measured as having 1.6% body fat. WTF that is insane. Seriously can't be healthy.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27171 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:26 am to
Jello.
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:27 am to
Nah, I dont want to get cold during the winter.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:28 am to
Pretty sure that wasn't real. I think you die if your body fat % is less than like 2%.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17714 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:29 am to
Seriously, a 220+ lb man ain't living long with 1.6% body fat
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:30 am to
I would hope it wasn't true, but it came from Ian Rapoport.
Posted by AndyWoods
Middle
Member since Oct 2018
1131 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:30 am to
All he needs to do is fry some spam, in some butter, and put it on some fried bread with some fried macaroni and cheese, eggs, and more cheese.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17714 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:31 am to
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I think you die if your body fat % is less than like 2%.


An adult male can't maintain less than 5% for long. Bones get brittle and the heart just struggles to pump
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17714 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:32 am to
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All he needs to do is fry some spam, in some butter, and put it on some fried bread with some fried macaroni and cheese, eggs, and more cheese.


all he needs to do is hang with me for a week. The Vecch Plan will have him at 15-20% in no time
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:36 am to
This is a good reason not to draft him. He would get shattered and then his kidneys would get locked up from having kidney stones and his whole body would shutdown. i fear for his life if 1.6% is true.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18039 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:43 am to
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The Vecch Plan will have him at 15-20% in no time


The Hogwarts plan may do the same, I just polished off three donuts.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:47 am to
If we average his and Bert’s out then it will come out to a healthy 50%.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17714 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:49 am to
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I just polished off three donuts.


Now I'm jealous. I need a Shipley's in my life right now
Posted by AndyWoods
Middle
Member since Oct 2018
1131 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:58 am to
If you're paying, I'll eat free for a week. Lol
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17714 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 9:10 am to
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If you're paying, I'll eat free for a week. Lol


It's on me, brother. Mama Cane had a 10 gallon stockpot of Bolognese simmering last night, with ground venison and pancetta.

Grab some good bread and come on over
Posted by AndyWoods
Middle
Member since Oct 2018
1131 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 9:16 am to
That sounds like a wonderful time, and some delicious food. Best wishes to Mama Cane.
Posted by Richard_Cranium
TEXAS
Member since Sep 2018
269 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 9:23 am to
Yeah, maybe a team should take a chance on Nick Fitzgerald instead.
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 9:24 am to
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Yeah, maybe a team should take a chance on Nick Fitzgerald instead.


You're dumb for thinking this.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31919 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 9:30 am to
quote:

I need a Shipley's in my life right now


Just found out they're putting one in Oak Grove like 2 miles from my house....

See ya later 34" waist
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10892 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 9:32 am to
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Jello


Sugar free.
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