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Did Saban having to apologize to Maria Taylor break him?

Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:26 am
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:26 am
He seems like a much more contrite Coach Saban after the apology. It seems like ESPN put her on the Alabama sideline for nearly every game so he would have to be nice in interviews, thus taking off his a-hole edge-even at the championship game.

Discuss.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 11:37 am
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:33 am to
I doubt that she was a thought in his mind after he walked away from her
Posted by DinosaursAreReal
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:35 am to
They fricked. I assure you.
Posted by chitiger91
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:41 am to
Downvoted for Maria Taylor thread w/ no pics
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:45 am to
This is a serious thread about serious things, but here:

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63825 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:54 am to
They kept maria assigned to him through the playoffs just to frick with him.

Maria is a golden goddess.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:57 am to
They're besties now, even did the long Mercedes interview/horse game together.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:58 am to
It's hard to be a dick to someone who you spend that much time with. I really think that apology and having to kiss her arse fricked with him.

Some people are able to turn it on and off in short periods of time. I don't think Saban is one of those people after decades of having it on all the time during practice and game situations.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:01 pm to
This is a solid melt
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:05 pm to
Not a melt. It is a valid question about the psychological status of the Gumps' Imp-eror.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Amadeo
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:13 pm to
I think the apology came as a "suggestion" from the University, and motivated by a racial component.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

I think the apology came as a "suggestion" from the University


He could have told them to pound sand, if that's the case. It's not like Bama would fire him.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 3:32 pm to
this is very possibly the greatest message board thread of all time
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 3:40 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 3:45 pm to


It’s no classic HRV ranking thread.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 3:47 pm to
We all have that one girl in our past who brought us the frick to our knees. All of us who are straight that is.

With Saban, it was/is not Miss Terry, and it's no girl from long ago in West Virginia or at Kent State.

It's Maria Taylor. She has Nick by the balls, and she's gently massaging them. He's curling his toes and begging her to punish him for being a bad little boy.

Maria is not into it for the sex. She knows she controls all of the state of Alabama. She's from Georgia. Somewhere there is a secret Georgia Elite Go Fund Me pouring money into Maria's portfolio and she will retire by age 33
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:16 pm to
Did you see the look in his eyes during the CFP final halftime interview? He was truly scared to raise his voice or say mean things.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 5:18 pm
Posted by RedTigerRulz
BFE
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:11 pm to
mehhh....she needs to buy some perkiness for those boobs.
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