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Dear Kentucky
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:57 pm
we like fricking you every year but we would like to frick Florida every year till Dan gets fired. It'd be much appreciated if you'd let us deep dick Florida till then and when Mullen gets fired we can continue our relationship again.
Thanks,
Signed MSU
Thanks,
Signed MSU
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:58 pm to Ole Messcort
I represent LSU in trade. We would like to resume on a permanent basis the UK football rivalry
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:01 pm to thelawnwranglers
No A&M wants Kentucky.. and SC...
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:02 pm to Ole Messcort
State's days of deep dicking are over.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:03 pm to Ole Messcort
Hell, we want Kentucky to be our East rival. Nothing against Mizzou but its a combination of the basketball thing and we just seem to have really good games against each other.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:03 pm to Ole Messcort
OK, you can have Stoops and we will go get Gruden.
Your days of being a mid tier west team is also over.
Your days of being a mid tier west team is also over.
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:07 pm to Warrior Poet
Mullen was 33-39 in conference. More of a sixty-nine situation than a dicking.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:09 pm to Warrior Poet
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State's days of deep dicking are over.
All this talk of deep dicking is getting the Aggies really excited.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:10 pm to Ole Messcort
Dear Moo State,
You claim to "frick us every year". Yet the series record is 22-22. Very even series(unless you are brain dead, in which case you're a lost cause). This "annual fricking" you refer to does not exist.
Based on this level of retardation I can not allow you to play Florida as you can not seem to get a winning record against us, a basketball school.
Please find the nearest shotgun and blow your head off as the only way to fix this level of idiocy is immediate removal of said person's brain from society.
Sincerely,
thatguy45
PS:
You claim to "frick us every year". Yet the series record is 22-22. Very even series(unless you are brain dead, in which case you're a lost cause). This "annual fricking" you refer to does not exist.
Based on this level of retardation I can not allow you to play Florida as you can not seem to get a winning record against us, a basketball school.
Please find the nearest shotgun and blow your head off as the only way to fix this level of idiocy is immediate removal of said person's brain from society.
Sincerely,
thatguy45
PS:
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:18 pm to thatguy45
I regret that I have but one upvote to give.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:20 pm to Ole Messcort
You were fricking us because of Mullen, he allowed you to tie us in the head to head record. He's gone so I won't mind keeping you as our permanent west opponent. Series is still tied.
Weve had some good games with Arkansas and LSU throughout history so wouldn't mind playing them more often.
Weve had some good games with Arkansas and LSU throughout history so wouldn't mind playing them more often.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:21 pm to thatguy45
Pretty much this actually, but don't blow your head off 
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:24 pm to tWildcat
It may be tied but we been deep dicking you since Mullen came which is what this referenced. I don’t care about pre 90’s football
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:28 pm to MsState of mind
But that's what we're saying, you were fricking us because of Mullen. He's gone now. It's been a close series over history.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:29 pm to MsState of mind
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It may be tied but we been deep dicking you since Mullen came which is what this referenced. I don’t care about pre 90’s football
You won't care about post Mullen years either.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:30 pm to thatguy45
State is like 12-2 vs Kentucky minus dead man walking Sherrill and abortion Croom days. Include those and it's 14-7 vs UK since 1997. We own your arse in football. That ain't changing no matter who we hire. I don't want to only get to rip Dan a new one once before he's fired though which is all but a guarantee since we'll only play Florida once in the next seven years.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:32 pm to Ole Messcort
I think you're asking the wrong team. They couldn't even beat Florida this year.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:32 pm to Ole Messcort
You won't care about post Mullen years either.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:35 pm to kywildcatfanone
Might as well give up trying to explain
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:38 pm to MIZZOU_JP
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I think you're asking the wrong team. They couldn't even beat Florida this year.
Aight you right Kentucky is addicted to the D cause dick too bomb so Dear Alabama...
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