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re: Bear Bryant's great-granddaughter wins homecoming queen at the capstone

Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

But the SECYs???


Old News brah. Get with the program. We winning another Natty this year. I gots way too many fricks to give about that to worry about some SECSYs.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Is she an alcoholic like granddaddy? If so, prob fun to party with IMO.


She's a sorostitute so I would think good money is safe on that one.
Posted by RebelNutt48
Valdosta, GA
Member since Apr 2010
8188 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

You don't have to be so obviously racist.





Just not into chunky bitches.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Is she an alcoholic like granddaddy? If so, prob fun to party with IMO.


afraid she would be a violent drunk
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Just not into chunky bitches.


So your a fatist?
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:33 pm to
and she is from Mountain Brook and probably likes the blow.
This post was edited on 10/28/12 at 10:37 pm
Posted by RebelNutt48
Valdosta, GA
Member since Apr 2010
8188 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

So your a fatist?


yes......yes I am. I admit it.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

and she is from Mountain Brook and likes the blow.


line of blow off a stripper's arse

vs

line of blow off Coach Bryant's great granddaughters arse.....

I'm liking the second one just for story telling time 30 years from now.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

yes......yes I am. I admit it.


Never be ashamed sir. Wear it proud.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:37 pm to
Her facial features are ugly. Otherwise I'll bet she's got a great personality.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95841 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:42 pm to
You can't frick a personality.
Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
12112 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:44 pm to
Mother of god.. it's the female version of Warren sapp
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

You can't frick a personality.



Sig worthy quote.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

quote:
You can't frick a personality.



Sig worthy quote.



Gomer: Is she pretty?
Andy: She's REEAAL NIIICE.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 10:47 pm to
Let me see your genitals, genitals.

GENITALIA!
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 11:13 pm to
Y'all are AWFUL!

She is my sorority sister's daughter.

Her mother is very nice.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Y'all are AWFUL!

She is my sorority sister's daughter.

Her mother is very nice.


Changes nothing. I'd still do a line of blow off her arse just to tell the story later.
Posted by USMC Gators
Member since Oct 2011
14633 posts
Posted on 10/28/12 at 11:25 pm to
Bonus points for majoring in accounting.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 10/29/12 at 12:09 am to
quote:

ThaKaptin


quote:

Changes nothing. I'd still do a line of blow off her arse just to tell the story later.


That's a given. This isn't a question of whether she'd leave my company wearing a Cincinnati bowtie thinking she'd love two BC Powders, a Powerade, a stick of Juicy Fruit and some Waffle House...

I'd do it just to say I gave it to Bear's Cub...and then never called, and didnt even add her on Facebook.
This post was edited on 10/29/12 at 12:10 am
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 10/29/12 at 12:10 am to
quote:

That's a given. This isn't a question of whether she'd leave my company wearing a Cincinnati bowtie thinking she'd love two BC Powders, a Powerade, a stick of Juicy Fruit and some Waffle House...

I'd do it just to say I gave it to Bear's Cub...and then never called, and didnt even add her on Facebook.





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