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Baker Mayfield, who beat Auburn in a bowl game, and his girl abducted by a UFO, almost.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:24 am
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:24 am
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Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:25 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Living fulltime in an nfl stadium isn't easy.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:26 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I can't look at him without thinking of The Cheesecake Factory.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:37 am to Ssubba
If they were looking for intelligent life and got Baker, they probably left under the wrong impression.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 8:55 am
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:25 am to bamameister
I'm a Baker fan. Screw the haters. 
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:28 am to GatorOnAnIsland
If I look up and see something flying and I don't know what it is isn't is a UFO by definition?
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:37 am to GatorOnAnIsland
A perfect example on why Lake Travis High School, Texas Tech, Oklahoma and Cleveland need to purchase better helmets.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:40 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Jermery Johnson was 5 of 9 for 93 yards and a pick in that bowl game.
And most of you dipshits think Auburn should have kept Gus around.
And most of you dipshits think Auburn should have kept Gus around.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:07 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Would be such a Browns thing to happen. Finally get a good QB that leads them to the playoffs after two decades. Then he gets abducted by aliens.
There is weird shite like that out there though. My grandfather couldn't stand sci fi or any other fantasy type of stuff. But he had a story like that and it never changed. He said he doesn't know what the hell it was but it wasn't anything from this planet.
There is weird shite like that out there though. My grandfather couldn't stand sci fi or any other fantasy type of stuff. But he had a story like that and it never changed. He said he doesn't know what the hell it was but it wasn't anything from this planet.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 10:11 am
Posted on 3/5/21 at 11:22 am to GatorOnAnIsland
for anyone to tell me there is no other form of life in the universe i would punch in the sack ... Baker probably didnt see a UFO ..but there are UFOs and aliens out there somewhere ..i meen ,theres like 100 billion stars which are suns which meens we could be a tick on the arse of the universe here on Earth .. I meen , that anal probing stories people say ..why would they lie about something as horrific as that ? Luckinly i probe my own so i know how it feels
Posted on 3/5/21 at 11:24 am to i am dan
Baker has become a leader and baller for The Browns ..I can only see him getting better each year . Now , lets see if the golden child pain in the arse OBJ comes back and finally becomes a team player cause you knw what ??? The Browns really dont need him anymore .Hes a hood ornament thats it ..A gimmick guy ..his best yrs are OVER JOHNNY OVER
Posted on 3/5/21 at 11:31 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Did aliens anal probe them lol
Posted on 3/9/21 at 9:32 am to UKat
a friend told me when aliens anal probed her it wasnt that bad bc they gave her some sort of twilight anesthetic and it was very sexual in nature .she seemed ok but still freaked out about the whole experience ..very weird she said and she said she could not tell you what the aliens looked like ...it was like they MIB flashed her memory
Posted on 3/9/21 at 11:22 am to UKat
quote:Just the girl. These were Aliens not Aggies.
Did aliens anal probe them lol
Posted on 3/9/21 at 11:44 am to agswin
Lol. Hey now, the Browns helmet is the best IMHO. Cleveland is an awesome place to watch a game -if you ever get a chance, go. Tailgaters all over the place. The passion for football in places like Cle & Buffalo is truly amazing.
Posted on 3/9/21 at 11:45 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I understand the thought, but a NFL stadium is not a UFO, even though they look similar.
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