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Auburn cheating
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:26 pm
frick you Auburn.
There’s a reason you go 50 years between national championships. You hire coaches whose sole purpose in life is to beat Bama and need to keep navy and orange mini Ritters on your payroll to win on a somewhat consistent basis. It’s a shame I can predict just about every year that Auburn will be a good team solely by what skill player they pulled from the transfer portal, what offensive scheme they run and what year they have Bama at home.
Looking forward to November.
There’s a reason you go 50 years between national championships. You hire coaches whose sole purpose in life is to beat Bama and need to keep navy and orange mini Ritters on your payroll to win on a somewhat consistent basis. It’s a shame I can predict just about every year that Auburn will be a good team solely by what skill player they pulled from the transfer portal, what offensive scheme they run and what year they have Bama at home.
Looking forward to November.
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:27 pm to FourThreeForty
Weird patty melt.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:29 pm to FourThreeForty
Hard to fire a coach that is 2-1 the last three years against a a program going on it greatest run in its history. He is just 1 game below .500. against Saban. 
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:32 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Weird patty melt.
Must be miserable sucking, and having every other SEC team hate you. Not because you are good mind you- but rather just because you have the most unlikable team and staff in the SEC year after year.
It cant be fun. I know what having Chad Morris on your sideline is like, and Id rather be Dak Prescotted than go through that shite again.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:33 pm to FourThreeForty
If AU is cheating more than anyone else, why can't they buy an offensive tackle? I'm sure they would happily overpay.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:33 pm to FourThreeForty
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There’s a reason you go 50 years between national championships.
53. Not that we are keeping count.
#1980
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:34 pm to John Quincy Poodle
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Must be miserable sucking, and having every other SEC team hate you. Not because you are good mind you- but rather just because you have the most unlikable team and staff in the SEC year after year.
It cant be fun. I know what having Chad Morris on your sideline is like, and Id rather be Dak Prescotted than go through that shite again.
Yikes. Somebody needs to have their diaper changed.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:35 pm to phaz
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If AU is cheating more than anyone else, why can't they buy an offensive tackle? I'm sure they would happily overpay.
The secret is, we aren't, we just have a joke of a head coach that has some of the most bizarre luck in the world.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:36 pm to John Quincy Poodle
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Must be miserable sucking, and having every other SEC team hate you. Not because you are good mind you- but rather just because you have the most unlikable team and staff in the SEC year after year.
It cant be fun. I know what having Chad Morris on your sideline is like, and Id rather be Dak Prescotted than go through that shite again.
If they haven’t finalized the weekly melts on roll bama this needs added. Top notch
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:42 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Welp baws, it's official according to this simp. Everybody in the SEC hates us.. nothing to do now but grow an outstanding Snidely Whiplash mustache and run with it. Ima go practice my Muttly laugh in the mirror.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:46 pm to mulletproof
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Welp baws, it's official according to this simp. Everybody in the SEC hates us..
K cuck, take a poll - guaranteed most hated team in the conference. Literally the only people who root for your dirty arse team are your own fans, and if you go to your own boards even half of them want to pull a Harvey Updike.
All you need are shite swastikas as a cherry on top.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:47 pm to John Quincy Poodle
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Must be miserable sucking, and having every other SEC team hate you. Not because you are good mind you- but rather just because you have the most unlikable team and staff in the SEC year after year.
It cant be fun. I know what having Chad Morris on your sideline is like, and Id rather be Dak Prescotted than go through that shite again.
Normally, a win over a sub-.500 team in a year we are probably around .500 would just elicit a smile afterwards.
However, this win is quickly becoming one of the more enjoyable wins in a long time. The melting on here is on the same scale as global warming.
The best part is this is just the beginning. The absolutely pure, unadulterated hatred you gals are spewing is quite entertaining.
Thanks piggies!!!!
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:47 pm to John Quincy Poodle
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Literally the only people who root for your dirty arse team are your own fans
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:48 pm to FourThreeForty
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Auburn cheating
What's new?
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:49 pm to John Quincy Poodle
How many of our "boards" have you been to simp? You seem obsessed.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:50 pm to GusAU
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GusAU
Hope you enjoyed the win Gus. Did Kristi make you sit in the corner and watch after, or did she let you play too?
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:50 pm to mulletproof
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nothing to do now but grow an outstanding Snidely Whiplash mustache and run with it. Ima go practice my Muttly laugh in the mirror.
After the day I've had this somehow makes sense
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:51 pm to FourThreeForty
frick you bitch pick a sonic
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:53 pm to John Quincy Poodle
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Hope you enjoyed the win Gus. Did Kristi make you sit in the corner and watch after, or did she let you play too?
Actually, she's not speaking to me now since she walked in on me banging your mom after the game.
BTW, your mom was only meh.......
Posted on 10/12/20 at 4:57 pm to FourThreeForty
we've seen this Arkansas/Auburn officiating before. it was Florida/South Carolina 2019.
SEC officials protect their perceived sacred cows of the conference time and again. it's been happening since 1992 against Arkansas & Carolina. Saturday at Jordan-Hare was just another example.
btw - Florida scored a TD on another OPI/pick play against USC this season. while last year's was bad enough for the SEC office to try and explain, they just ignored it this year
Hogs got hosed out of a win on The Plains.
SEC officials protect their perceived sacred cows of the conference time and again. it's been happening since 1992 against Arkansas & Carolina. Saturday at Jordan-Hare was just another example.
btw - Florida scored a TD on another OPI/pick play against USC this season. while last year's was bad enough for the SEC office to try and explain, they just ignored it this year
Hogs got hosed out of a win on The Plains.
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