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As a doctor, I hope it's okay for me to post pandemic related information...
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:30 am
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:30 am
I don't know what the mods think about using this board to post public service announcements, but I just can't stay silent on this. This pandemic is raging right now, and if we don't take measures, we could really see a hit for children's hospitals.
I'm talking, of course, about the rate of Aggie Derangement Syndrome that has been exploding since January. In some regions, 4 out of 5 people have become infected with Aggie Derangement Syndrome in the last 4 months! We don't know if we've hit the peak, but we encourage everyone to wear their masks and stay away from recruiting sites for the next two weeks. Practice recruiting distancing, just to be safe. We need to flatten the curve on this, people!
This disease appears to spread in both urban and rural areas, but is a nightmare to understand. For awhile, we thought it spread more quickly in homeless populations, but then we realized that was just Austin. We're seeing peaks also in Athens, Fayetteville, Tuscaloosa, and Baton Rouge.
I'm talking, of course, about the rate of Aggie Derangement Syndrome that has been exploding since January. In some regions, 4 out of 5 people have become infected with Aggie Derangement Syndrome in the last 4 months! We don't know if we've hit the peak, but we encourage everyone to wear their masks and stay away from recruiting sites for the next two weeks. Practice recruiting distancing, just to be safe. We need to flatten the curve on this, people!
This disease appears to spread in both urban and rural areas, but is a nightmare to understand. For awhile, we thought it spread more quickly in homeless populations, but then we realized that was just Austin. We're seeing peaks also in Athens, Fayetteville, Tuscaloosa, and Baton Rouge.
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 9:05 am
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Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:33 am to Hugh McElroy
I think I’m more interested from the thread title if you’re an actual doctor or not
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:34 am to Oxford Ways
Notice I did not say I was an MD...
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:35 am to Hugh McElroy
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I hope it okay
Learn to speak proper English
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As a doctor
Just because you stick things up mens asses that doesn’t make you a proctologist
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:35 am to Hugh McElroy
You should try and act like a badass to the mods again, so that they suspend you, again.
Too bad you’re not a dentist, maybe then you could do something with Daniel’s teeth.
Too bad you’re not a dentist, maybe then you could do something with Daniel’s teeth.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:37 am to NFLSU
This post is itself an exercise in exposing Aggie Derangement Syndrome. Notice the anger, the hatred, the rabid and senseless vitriol with which those who have become infected act toward all discussion of Texas A&M...
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 8:39 am
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:37 am to Hugh McElroy
Didn’t know you could be a doctor of “look at me.”
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:45 am to Harry Morgan
Willy T and Stephen have that covered.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:45 am to Hugh McElroy
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Aggie Derangement Syndrome
Well if you assholes would quit embarrassing the conference then we would have nothing to talk about
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:46 am to Hugh McElroy
OP is a result of Pulling for a hapless football program since the 40’s.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:51 am to Hugh McElroy
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:53 am to NFLSU
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Too bad you’re not a dentist, maybe then you could do something with Daniel’s teeth.
Hopeless.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:54 am to Hugh McElroy
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:55 am to Hugh McElroy
If that was an attempt at being witty or clever you failed miserably.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:01 am to Sleepy_Tiger
Aggie Derangement Syndrome often causes the infected to think a comment is reasonable or rational, while those whose mental capacities haven't been compromised by the infection see the comment as laughable and ridiculous. This is one effective way to diagnose Aggie Derangement Syndrome in your friends and family.
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Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:08 am to Hugh McElroy
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Aggie Derangement Syndrome often causes the infected to think a comment is reasonable or rational, while those whose mental capacities haven't been compromised by the infection see the comment as laughable and ridiculous. This is one effective way to diagnose Aggie Derangement Syndrome in your friends and family.
Fail, just more cringy stupid ...typical Aggie...This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 9:11 am
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:08 am to Hugh McElroy
I’m not a dr, but it seems to me that Ags are the deranged ones. You’ll always be a never was. Now, do us a favor and back to your closet.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:10 am to Hugh McElroy
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As a doctor,
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:11 am to KAHog
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Ags are the deranged ones. You’ll always be a never was. Now, do us a favor and back to your closet.
A bit about diagnosing the disease: Notice this specimen exhibits anger and hatred toward A&M, even going so far as to order Aggies "back in their closet." This kind of responses is typical of a victim of this terrible plague.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:15 am to NFLSU
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Too bad you’re not a dentist, maybe then you could do something with Daniel’s teeth.
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