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Arkansas: what is the black room?

Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:06 pm
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:06 pm
Watching your spring tour and your strength coach talked about a prestigious "invite only" black room. The hell is that
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
750 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:19 pm to
That's where your mom goes for BBC.
Posted by kilo
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:22 pm to
It's the vast area behind anywhere that Bert is standing on a sunny day....
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

It's the vast area behind anywhere that Bert is standing on a sunny day....


Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:26 pm to
Place where the strength coach allows hand picked players to get more attention
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:28 pm to
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Watching your spring tour and your strength coach talked about a prestigious "invite only" black room.


There's a joke about Missouri in here somewhere.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:29 pm to
The black room is someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6223 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Place where the strength coach allows hand picked players to get more attention




quote:

Place where the Priest allows hand picked Alter Boys to get more attention




thats shady as frick
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24414 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:24 am to
A safe space
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5563 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:31 am to
It's the room with the virtual reality equipment
Posted by Cruiserhog
Little Rock
Member since Apr 2008
10460 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 1:29 am to
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"invite only" black room. The hell is that


It is a reward of great work with the responsibility of more work. The head strength coach assigns invites to people that have been 'beastly' in four areas, the field, the classroom, the weightroom and in the community...its a 60 minute workout that is next level, privately instructed and intense and only 4 members of the team have earned it. He did say 3 more have earned upcoming invitations.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 2:00 am to
It's where our strength coach personally breaks everyone's foot.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 3:58 am to
It's a place where people can make jokes about Kathy Miles and not get banned.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68248 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 5:18 am to
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It's the room with the virtual reality equipment





Are there virtual reality trophies in there as well?
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32877 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 6:31 am to
It's where the prestigious Boot is kept.

Posted by jdevers
Member since Nov 2008
2059 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 6:48 am to
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It's where our strength coach personally breaks everyone's foot.


That made me choke on breakfast a little, then it made me sad because it seems plausible.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
16965 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 6:56 am to
This is the first I've heard about this as well. Seems like a pretty cool motivator. The only thing I would ask is why wouldn't he want to put the entire team through these extra workouts if they will help?
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16941 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 7:40 am to
Its a room filled with strippers while Jay Z's Black Album plays in the background
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57457 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 7:46 am to
Sounds kinda rapey...but then again, it is Arkansas
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