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Arkansas is in deep shite

Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm
Posted by Scorpion
Member since Jul 2019
261 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm
Arkansas Considers Firing Chad Morris, Backtracks After Discovering No One Else Wants the Job

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Things are not good right now for Razorback football fans, and it doesn’t look to be getting better anytime soon. Chad Morris promised change when he took over the program two years ago, but so far it’s just been more losing.

Reports are now coming out that the Hogs were going to fire Morris after his most recent blowout loss, but quickly decided against it after discovering literally no one wants the job.

One rumored candidate with the Hogs is Memphis Coach Mike Norvell. Apparently when the Hogs reached out to see if Norvell was interested he replied with a short, but blunt, text message:

“I’d rather be homeless than take that job.”

Mike Leach is another person who the Hogs have been linked with, but apparently his response wasn’t any better. Leach told Arkansas boosters in a phone call Saturday night,

“Not even GOD can help y’all at this point, you might as well just get rid of football.”?

It was even a thought that bringing back Houston Nutt may be in the works, but Nutt silenced the rumors quickly and had this to say,

"I'm very content with my job over at CBS that's for sure. But if I'm being completely honest, I'd rather coach an all blind and deaf Pop Warner team than Arkansas right now. They'd fare much better in the SEC.'

Whatever happens Hogs fans can rest easy knowing this, it probably can’t get any worse.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
8686 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:14 pm to
Joey Freshwater says I’m your Huckleberry.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:15 pm to
He will be gone if they lose this weekend
Posted by UnderCoverHog
South Tangi
Member since May 2012
1668 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:17 pm to
Should be fired on the field if Storey comes back and beats him with WKU.
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4302 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:26 pm to
Willie Taggart is available
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132115 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Willie Taggart is available

I hope we can get him.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72813 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:28 pm to
Time to bring Nutt home to resurrect the program
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:29 pm to
Thanks, honestly had never seen this website before

This one is gold
quote:

Megan Mullen was seen kissing every Florida Gator Football player as they exited the bus to play Georgia last weekend. Although this can be seen as a harmless gesture to her husband's players, CDC Spokesperson Slim Johnson warned the school that the disease spreading actions of Megan Mullen are like

“Passing around a gallon jug of water from Flint, Michigan with 115 of your closest friends”.


This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 6:32 pm
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

“Not even GOD can help y’all at this point, you might as well just get rid of football.”?

I knew I loved Mike Leach!

He is a treasure
Posted by Srobi14
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
3516 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:55 pm to
lol, I'll take the job, couldn't do much worse.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18654 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

lol, I'll take the job, couldn't do much worse.



I will be your DC. I will run the Lou Tepper defense. Let them score so we can play some offense
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:09 pm to
If they throw out enough money they will find someone good. Never understood the Morris hire.
Posted by Dday63
Member since Sep 2014
2297 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:10 pm to
That was a cute idea for a sarcastic piece, but poor execution. In the end it wasn't very funny.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Mike Leach is another person who the Hogs have been linked with, but apparently his response wasn’t any better. Leach told Arkansas boosters in a phone call Saturday night,

“Not even GOD can help y’all at this point, you might as well just get rid of football.”?

It was even a thought that bringing back Houston Nutt may be in the works, but Nutt silenced the rumors quickly and had this to say,

"I'm very content with my job over at CBS that's for sure. But if I'm being completely honest, I'd rather coach an all blind and deaf Pop Warner team than Arkansas right now. They'd fare much better in the SEC.'


Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:26 pm to
I know you didn't write this and linked us to a site. I can tell by the quotes this is just somebody messing around so let me make this call.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:33 pm to
Pretty sure Jimbo is considering a move. Might be a little pricey.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Joey Freshwater 



Kiff wouldn't even respond to the offer.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
18877 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:42 pm to
We wound up with Morris because he was the best candidate interested.

Though this is a troll,it's realistic.

Our downfall started with dipshits flying banners.
Posted by JJYIV
Member since Oct 2008
133 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:01 pm to
I’ll coach them.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37546 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:07 pm to
That's got to be a parody from The Onion.

The article is FakeNews.

Morris would not be fired midstream of his second year and plenty of coaches out there would jump at the chance and no coach would retort in such a way.
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