Arkansas Game by Game Predicktion and Analsis

UGA: Kirby couldn’t win the big one with the Pitt Boss what’s going to happen without him? I’ll tell you. Decline Between DeHedges. W

State: The Old arse Pirate can’t win against real defenses, cant’t field one either. Back to the cellar Ole Miss State. W

Auburn: You hired Chad Morris, LOL. W

Ole Miss: Lane wanted the Arkansas job bad, so when we turned him down, he settled for Old Miss, got depressed and is eating his feelings, glad we passed on him and his shitty recruiting. W

A&M: Texas Jr. is going to decline faster than oil prices under Jimbo the jumbo head. W

Tennessee: Dollar Store Kirby can croot but not coach. Did you know the Vols haven’t beaten the Hogs since 2007? W

Florida: Franks gonna Felipe his nuts all over the Hunchback then make out with his wife. W

LSU: Flash In The Pan U doesn’t have Burrow to bail them out this year, back to normal struggles vs the Hogs. W

Mizzou: Glad Arkansas passed on giving Poindexter Chad Morris his dream job. W

Bama: Will be a close game but Bama doinks one off the uprights at the end. W

10-0

So long boys. See ya in the funny papers.