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Are these Joe Burrow’s gloves?

Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:09 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:09 pm


That poor man’s nfl career /s
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52302 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:11 pm to



It doesnt look like he wears gloves to me.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:12 pm to
Dunno man, that trophy looks slick. Might need to put some on
Posted by Sponge
Member since Nov 2018
3749 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:14 pm to
I've seen slicker




Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:14 pm to
I didn’t know A&M gave Jimbo two trophies
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52302 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:15 pm to



Nope.

Still no gloves.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:20 pm to


Why did you pick black gloves to illustrate the size of Burrow's tiny hands compared to a normal man's?

Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:20 pm to
You have the wrist version of cankles.

Prayers sent.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:21 pm to
Some dude on Reddit accidentally washed his leather gloves and it reminded me of Joe Burrows tiny hands ridiculousness.

/s means sarcasm btw
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:22 pm to
Lmao
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:23 pm to
What would we call those? Wrankles?
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:25 pm to
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CNB


Forgot to tell you merry Christmas.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:25 pm to
CNB has a dong thumb lmaooo!
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:27 pm to
It’s February, but thanks. It was a good one this past year
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:27 pm to
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CNB has a dong thumb lmaooo!


I wish my dong was that big
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:27 pm to
Same.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Some dude on Reddit accidentally washed his leather gloves and it reminded me of Joe Burrows tiny hands ridiculousness.

/s means sarcasm btw


I was only curious as to why you chose black gloves, it seemed a little racist to me.

Let's forget about that for a second though, and discuss Burrow's tiny hands. I, personally, think his baby hands have installed in him the ultra-competitive spirit that he possesses.

As you know, men with small hands also have small penises. A man with a small penis, like Joe has due to his small hands, needs to win in everything they do to show the world that they have something "big" to give.

Small Dick Joe may not give it big to the gals but he can win big on the field and this enables him to feel just as masculine as any normal man.

Good for Joe.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:28 pm to
Trump has small hands
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:29 pm to
CNB’s.

Look at the CNB’s on that baw. He could spackle drywall with those things.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52302 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Small Dick Joe may not give it big to the gals but he can win big on the field and this enables him to feel just as masculine as any normal man.


Guess its a good thing he wants to be a professional football player and not a pornstar.
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