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Posted on 8/30/21 at 3:56 am
Posted on 8/30/21 at 3:56 am
An Alabama fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Alabama baby boy weighing 25 pounds . Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Alabama fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home. Gonna be a Crimson Tide football player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that Alabama baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Alabama father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that Alabama baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Alabama father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
Posted on 8/30/21 at 5:47 am to bamammxix
It would be characteristic of an Alabama man to be drinking while his wife is giving birth
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:17 am to starkvingrad
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It would be characteristic of an Alabama man to be drinking while his wife is giving birth
Hold on to this when Bama fans ask after the game this (and almost every season).... 'who's your daddy?'
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:36 am to bamammxix
What a POS!?! He should have been there with his sister instead of getting drunk at a bar in NY.
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:40 am to FlatwoodsForester
Baby wasn't really 25 lbs. They were just falsely claiming the combined weights of all other babies born that day as their own.
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:53 am to southendzoneresident
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Baby wasn't really 25 lbs. They were just falsely claiming the combined weights of all other babies born that day as their own.
look who is the big baby now
They were just retroactively determining the weight of the baby within the best definition of "baby weight" that they could determine at the time. Sounds legit.
Posted on 8/30/21 at 8:37 am to bamammxix
Do all bama fans relate to being big dicks?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
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