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Aggy Baseball "Traditions"

Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:43 pm
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:43 pm
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Umm wow... here's a few of note:

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Touch his butt” – When a coach or player for the other team goes up to the mound for a visit, a pat on the butt sometimes occurs. Raggies tend to egg on the player to give a “good game” butt slap. If the slap occurs by the coach, then he will be called a “dirty old man” all the way to the dugout, if he does not he will be called a “tease”


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Thunderstruck” – Hold up right hand with pointer and pinkie fingers extended, thumbs out, rock to the beat of the song – Pregame


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“One *****, *****” - Used when a batter is up to the plate, they will take a few practice swings. This is recited in time with the batters swings. The asterisks can be replaced with words pertaining to the batter, i.e. if the batter is of questionably large size the asterisks can be replaced with “tubby” or “twinkie” Example: “One, tubby, tubby” If the batter wiggle his bat before the swing, fan can follow up by saying “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle” in time with the bat motions.


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Girls Names” If an attractive girl happens to walk through your section, you can shout out names try to guess what her name is, if you get it right, you may ask her to sit with you. This rarely works, but is very nice when it does.


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Drama Queens” - If a person make an unnecessary dive to make a catch, slides when not needed, or whines about a call (especially whether or not they got hit by a pitch), They will be typically made aware that they are being a drama queen.
Posted by A LeBlanc
St. Landry Parish
Member since Apr 2017
1191 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:47 pm to
Just look at Daniel...

That tells you all about aggy.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12707 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:53 pm to
You forgot i’m a little teapot you frickwad.
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2560 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:56 pm to
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You forgot i’m a little teapot you frickwad.


Don't be a "drama queen" now, Sausage
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49040 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:59 pm to
Gay
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3896 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:33 am to
My favorite tradition is the one where they lose to Arkansas.
Posted by City Ham
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2018
624 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 6:29 am to
Who let these guys in?

I almost feel bad taking these wins as SEC games
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14201 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:19 am to
Aggie baseball uni’s would be sweet for a local Chill’s coed softball team.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25156 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:22 am to
I'm shocked, shocked I say, that the Aggies have a tradition regarding butt slaps.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12707 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:29 am to
Who doesn’t?
Posted by TarnishedWisdom90
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2018
1220 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:37 am to
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4337 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:37 am to
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My favorite tradition is the one where they lose to Arkansas.


That is not qualified as a tradition. A tradition is something that happens regularly. Losing to Arkansas only happens infrequently.
Posted by themicah85
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
3501 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:05 am to
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“Touch his butt” – When a coach or player for the other team goes up to the mound for a visit, a pat on the butt sometimes occurs. Raggies tend to egg on the player to give a “good game” butt slap. If the slap occurs by the coach, then he will be called a “dirty old man” all the way to the dugout, if he does not he will be called a “tease”


quote:
“Thunderstruck” – Hold up right hand with pointer and pinkie fingers extended, thumbs out, rock to the beat of the song – Pregame


quote:
“One *****, *****” - Used when a batter is up to the plate, they will take a few practice swings. This is recited in time with the batters swings. The asterisks can be replaced with words pertaining to the batter, i.e. if the batter is of questionably large size the asterisks can be replaced with “tubby” or “twinkie” Example: “One, tubby, tubby” If the batter wiggle his bat before the swing, fan can follow up by saying “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle” in time with the bat motions.


quote:
“Girls Names” If an attractive girl happens to walk through your section, you can shout out names try to guess what her name is, if you get it right, you may ask her to sit with you. This rarely works, but is very nice when it does.


quote:
“Drama Queens” - If a person make an unnecessary dive to make a catch, slides when not needed, or whines about a call (especially whether or not they got hit by a pitch), They will be typically made aware that they are being a drama queen.



Surely our SEC commissioner didnt know how weird they were when they let them in? Everytime i read stuff like this on the oddly organized, rehearsed weird shite theyre going to do in the name of "rooting on their boys" i absolutely cringe. You see the GIF's like the one above and think its just some unfortunate movement made by some male cheerleader and made into a short video, its not. There are multiple yell practice videos you can watch online and not only do they not think its kinda odd, they embrace the hell out of it. I honestly dont think any other school in the country has the strange obsession with the school that they do.

Posted by Gordy
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2015
1700 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:13 am to
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That is not qualified as a tradition. A tradition is something that happens regularly. Losing to Arkansas only happens infrequently.
Well i'm not sure what the overall record for baseball is between us but looking at basketball Arkansas leads 102-56 (Yikes!) and football Arkansas leads 41-31-3 even after our 7 game losing streak. So might not be too far fetched in saying y'all lose to us quite a bit.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 8:14 am
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4337 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:48 am to
I should of qualified my factoid.

I was counting from the time the NCAA required your teams to wear shoes and uniforms instead of bib overalls.

Also when the NCAA banned vehicles in the parking lot on cement blocks with no tires.


My mistake.
Posted by TwoDatBait
Northshore, LA
Member since Jul 2011
5718 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:59 am to
What’s the term for when the coach gives a blowjob to a home run hitter??? “Herbert the pervert”?
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
10980 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:00 am to
Hey "ags-lose more often than not"...please tell us about all of your top finishes NATIONALLY...since WW2...LOL !
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:12 am to
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“Touch his butt”


index finger insertion has been outlawed?
Posted by ThePanTangTyger
In the heat of the moment
Member since May 2019
127 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:21 am to
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index finger insertion has been outlawed?


If the player is an Aggy, withholding the insertion is considered "poor form."
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:49 am to
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I should of qualified my factoid.

Should of.
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