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A&M Self-Esteem Thread

Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:55 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
78992 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:55 pm
Listen I'm enjoying this Chernobyl melt down but the truth is we'll need you and your billions of dollars to keep the Texas narcissists in check

So take a deep breath and know that you're still important

Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11051 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:56 pm to
Honestly, their melt - while enjoyable - is very unbecoming.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:56 pm to
Really!

Flip the narrative.

The longhorns are crawling with hats in hand.

Gloat and enjoy it instead of screaming the sky is falling.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:57 pm to
Nah frick that. Y’all let them in that is your problem now. We gonna check out after Jimbo hangs it up.
Posted by BROpaneTANK
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2010
2844 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Honestly, their melt - while enjoyable - is very unbecoming


It’s very “this was supposed to be my thing”.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
78992 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:57 pm to
It's disreputable to the whole conference

As is Texas tradition, maybe Tennessee can swoop in and save them
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43944 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:58 pm to
The insults are old.
And lame.


The horns are begging the SEC to bail them out of their miserable situation.
For some reason I’ll never understand, some of y’all are salivating over them like besotted schoolgirls.
This move does nothing but benefit them and hurt us.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2069 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:58 pm to
Upvoted for Stuart Smalley. Al Franken was great if you overlook his actual political career. He wrote my favorite political skit of all times- the Reagan "Mastermind" skit.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11051 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

As is Texas tradition, maybe Tennessee can swoop in and save them
Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:01 pm to
frick that. Everyone in the conference except us are giving tu one hell of a blow bang right now and we are telling you that is a mistake.


Have fun I guess?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:02 pm to
Yep - it's time for Aggy to get over the initial shock of all of this and see the bigger picture.

- The verdict is now officially in on the 2012 move to the SEC. Aggie won. Aggie was right. Smug Texas was wrong. They lost.

- Texas is begging to leave where they are, the place Aggie left already because Texas helped ruin it, and come to Aggie's new home that they laughed at Aggie for leaving for.

- Texas has made more SEC/Aggie jokes over the last 8 years than can be counted. Aggie can laugh and make every single one of those jokes back at them.


In conclusion, Aggie should be sitting with their feet propped up laughing at Texas instead of melting about them possibly coming. The trolling should be loud, constant and without relent. You won. They lost. This proves it.
This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
78992 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

frick that. Everyone in the conference except us are giving tu one hell of a blow bang right now and we are telling you that is a mistake.



What if I told you the hilarious melting is the single biggest contributor to what you perceive to be everyone blowing Texas
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55169 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:03 pm to
Oh it’s obvious that they are running away from TCU, West Virginia, Iowa State and Baylor.

And it’s funny to laugh at, but that doesn’t mean we want them to ruin the SEC
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Flip the narrative.

The longhorns are crawling with hats in hand.

Gloat and enjoy it


I agree 100% that is where I am. And eventually all Aggies will come around to that talking point at a level where everyone else will be sick of it in ten years.

But overall this doesn’t work to actually humble any Texas fans because in their minds it wasn’t Texas that was wrong, it was some Texas AD three back. The exact Texas fans who boasted the LHN was the future and that the SEC was beneath them have now all conveniently forgot all of those decade old boasts because they feel like they are getting to dunk on Aggy. They make our lack of self awareness look like child’s play in this situation.
Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:04 pm to
There’s a chick on the other side of the bar that you want to frick, and we are warning you that it is a dude and you’re about to get dicked. Have a blast. That’s all this is.
Posted by CBP3110
Member since Aug 2012
6464 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:04 pm to
Good frick A&M you pussys deserve it
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:05 pm to
All of this.

Aggie has a better program now.

For maybe the first time ever, they would face Texas on an equal field.

And they can make fun of the beggar university who now has to plead to join the cool club.

This should be a great moment for them after hearing all the speculation. Instead several have gone full chicken little.

The number of Aggie threads screaming about impending doom are not a good look at all.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:05 pm to
quote:



I agree 100% that is where I am


You are about the only aggie that is playing this right, get them on the same page
Posted by Tiger on the Rag
Cattle Gap Egypt
Member since Jan 2018
6819 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

This move does nothing but benefit them and hurt us.




I agree. I think it will hurt the aggies, LSU, the hogs and Missouri from a recruiting standpoint. Imagine the aggies not being able to say "but we are in the SEC and you should choose us over Texas". There would also be a major realignment coming that would disrupt some rivalries as well.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

There’s a chick on the other side of the bar that you want to frick, and we are warning you that it is a dude and you’re about to get dicked. Have a blast. That’s all this is.


It's so damn weird that you guys talk so much shite about Texas but then also seem to believe that they are this all encompassing powerful entity that is stronger than everyone else and will destroy something like this entire league.

Which is it? Texas is all hat no cattle or they truly are this omnipresent entity that cannot be tamed?
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