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A&M is a Lotto Winner

Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:20 pm
They got placed in the SEC because the SEC couldn’t get Texas and Oklahoma. They want to pretend that they have always had money to live in the Country Club (SEC) and it was their decision to move in the neighborhood . In reality they are just the typical rednecks who have won the lottery and hired a gay TV host to buy them the biggest house in the neighborhood. They insist that whatever house he picks has to have a slide with a below ground pool. Then they spend the rest of their time at the CC bar telling everyone how great they are.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 2:18 pm
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12689 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
4607 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:24 pm to
Do you remember the ‘86 Cotton Bowl?
A&M had a pretty good defense that year.
Good times.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55190 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:25 pm to
Last I checked, every college program not in the SEC would consider being invited to the SEC like winning the conference lottery


Yes, we like it in a competitive conference that is run fairly and run well
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37438 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
Awbun fan complaining like a woman. Same shite, different day
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86429 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:30 pm to
so what does that make missouri
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:31 pm to
By "Lotto Winner" I assume you mean that we're smart business people?

Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:33 pm to
And what happens when white trash wins the lottery? They go on a spending spree and quickly go broke again.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:34 pm to
You are the guy I think about most when I think of a A&M fan. You know the fat redneck in cowboy boots and a big belly and nugget gold hanging all over. The guy with a two inch dick that hangs to his knees.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19901 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:34 pm to
Plenty of fodder to smack us around with, but to say we didn’t have money before got here just makes you look ignorant.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:37 pm to
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Plenty of fodder to smack us around with, but to say we didn’t have money before got here just makes you look ignorant.

You were broke and needed a multimillion dollar loan from the academic side to pay the bills.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37438 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

You know the fat redneck i


This is every Awbun fan tbh
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19901 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:41 pm to
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texashorn


Hush. Men are talking.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55190 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:42 pm to
Welcome to 30 yrs ago?

Seriously you couldn’t raise the money RIGHT NOW for a basketball arena and are therefore forfeiting revenues from it and letting a 3rd party own it until, what? 2039?

Your AD is broke due to mismanagement and donors shying away right now

It’s the truth and you know it
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

You were broke and needed a multimillion dollar loan from the academic side to pay the bills.


I thought surlyhorns was broke.

Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:43 pm to
Talking about money as a metaphor for winning and tradition.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:44 pm to
All of them in the Top Ten have a somewhat recent national title..

Poor Aggies! Cant even buy a championship
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19901 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:44 pm to
DeLoss Dodds is a poster boy for overplaying your hand.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55190 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:45 pm to
If we could we would!
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

You are the guy I think about most when I think of a A&M fan. You know the fat redneck in cowboy boots and a big belly and nugget gold hanging all over. The guy with a two inch dick that hangs to his knees


Jokes on you, Aubbie.

Daniel is a 5'3" 101lb. Capricorn who likes long walks on the beach, pink pumps and chest hair.
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