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A team from fricking Starkville MS is about to crush Texas annually
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:39 am
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:39 am
Ain't that some shite
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 3:40 am
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:42 am to MaroonMonsoon
Our team is better
Our athletes are faster
Our stadium is louder
Our food is better
Our beer tastes better
Our cows are fatter
Our coach is funnier
Our women are hotter
Our piss is excellent
Our shite doesn't stink
Our screen has a higher resolution
It's over, it's done
We gone lose to Oklahoma tho
Our athletes are faster
Our stadium is louder
Our food is better
Our beer tastes better
Our cows are fatter
Our coach is funnier
Our women are hotter
Our piss is excellent
Our shite doesn't stink
Our screen has a higher resolution
It's over, it's done
We gone lose to Oklahoma tho
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 3:44 am
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:42 am to MaroonMonsoon
I’m pretty sure all of us but a couple/few will be doing the same. I don’t care about Texas but I’m pretty pumped about OU. Got some close friends and family that are Sooner fans and playing them every year would be a ton of fun. This situation could make for some incredible football for years to come.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:57 am to MaroonMonsoon
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Our team is better Our athletes are faster Our stadium is louder Our food is better Our beer tastes better Our cows are fatter Our coach is funnier Our women are hotter Our piss is excellent Our shite doesn't stink Our screen has a higher resolution It's over, it's done
I think the only thing you have from this is a funnier coach.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:02 am to MaroonMonsoon
I thought y’all beat them already in baseball
Cowbells gonna have to remember their place as a charter member of this league if they’re gonna eat in this brave new world
Cowbells gonna have to remember their place as a charter member of this league if they’re gonna eat in this brave new world
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:51 am to MaroonMonsoon
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A team from fricking Starkville MS is about to crush Texas annually
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:01 am to MaroonMonsoon
You trying to convince us or yourselves?
These “states going to beat Texas” threads reek of insecurity
These “states going to beat Texas” threads reek of insecurity
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