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A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon walk into a bar...

Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:36 pm
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6901 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:36 pm
...And all average 7 wins.

Mike Leach will be the same thing we’ve had for the previous 10 years. Consistency with a couple good seasons here and there and a 10 win season every 5 years. Except this time, it will actually be fun to watch.

5-5 season for the Dawgs this year.
This post was edited on 9/9/20 at 3:02 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118710 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:43 pm to
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Mike Leach will be the same thing we’ve had for the previous 10 years.


Congrats for catching up with the rest of the rant who already knew this.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6901 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:51 pm to
I’m glad we all agree. Can’t wait for Leach’s 10 win season in a few years.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118710 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:56 pm to
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I’m glad we all agree. Can’t wait for Leach’s 10 win season in a few years.


He's not in the pac10 anymore. Don't hold your breath.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6901 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 2:56 pm to
But you just said you agreed. Now you disagree. I’m confused.
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 3:24 pm to
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Consistency with a couple good seasons here and there and a 10 win season every 5 years.


You’ve had two 10 win seasons in the past 80 years.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22346 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 3:30 pm to
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I’m glad we all agree. Can’t wait for Leach’s 10 win season in a few years.




Sounds good to me since I'm pretty sure one of the loses will be to Alabama.

I am a big Mike Leach fan and I will gladly cheer for losses to other teams to keep him around.
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
12994 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 4:03 pm to
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A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon walk into a bar...


and all discover that their religion is 100% bullshite.
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:47 pm to
They all caught the coronavirus

Everyone in the world died


Amirite?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
29930 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 6:10 pm to
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Congrats for catching up with the rest of the rant who already knew this.


Says the Kentucky fan.


Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37366 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

I’m glad we all agree. Can’t wait for Leach’s 10 win season in a few years.


How many has he had
Posted by lazlodawg
Member since Sep 2017
475 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 7:17 pm to
FFS please stop referring to yourselves as "dawgs" - only we can use that word. It's been that way since
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Posted by Jcrew
Gulf coast
Member since Aug 2012
990 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:04 pm to
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FFS please stop referring to yourselves as "dawgs" - only we can use that word. It's been that way since


Our bad, dawg. Us dawgs over here on the west side were unaware you guys had a trademark on "dawg"

Carry on dawg,

Sincerely

The MSU dawg fan base.
Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:07 pm to
Just like your religion is bullshite too?
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 9:18 pm to
Thread title is misleading; I expected you to make with the funny. This is depressing.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3353 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:34 pm to
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Thread title is misleading; I expected you to make with the funny. This is depressing.

O-K, so a Scientologist, a Catholic and a Mormon
walk into a bar. The Scientologist says, "I have
four kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team.'
The Catholic says, "that's nice but I have
ten kids, one more and I'll have a football team.
The Mormon says, "well, I have 17 wives. One more and
I'll have a golf course."
Posted by megiddo
Member since May 2020
518 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:37 pm to
Leach has had zero 10 win seasons, but two 11 win seasons.
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

Says the Kentucky fan.


Not seeing the relevance.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6901 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:42 pm to
Don’t expect humor where wit is ideal.
This post was edited on 9/9/20 at 11:51 pm
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
12994 posts
Posted on 9/10/20 at 1:03 am to
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Just like your religion is bullshite too?


If only I was so easily fooled into having one. But no one ever said being logical and rational was going to be easy in a world of people so easily manipulated.
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