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A message to each and every football team in the sec
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:32 am
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:32 am
Alabama, your coach is a midget boom roasted.
Missouri, your coach has small hands boom roasted .
LSU, your coach is a closet homosexual catholic, just like the rest of you, boom roasted.
Ole miss, your coach cucks all of you and you enjoy it, boom roasted.
Mississippi state, your coach is autistic, boom roasted.
Texas A&M, y’all are Aggies nuf said, boom roasted.
Georgia, your QB is a midget, boom roasted.
Kentucky, your RB is a criminal boom roasted.
South Carolina, your cool.
Auburn, your coach is a Mormon who likes to party, which is awesome, but y’all take your hippy love for a tree too serious.
Tennessee, your coach is fat boom roasted.
Vandy, at least you guys make good grades.
Florida, half you guys cook more meth than Missouri and the other half are dirty yankee implants boom roasted.
Arkansas(eventual national champs) you guys are lucky to live in the greatest state in the Union
Missouri, your coach has small hands boom roasted .
LSU, your coach is a closet homosexual catholic, just like the rest of you, boom roasted.
Ole miss, your coach cucks all of you and you enjoy it, boom roasted.
Mississippi state, your coach is autistic, boom roasted.
Texas A&M, y’all are Aggies nuf said, boom roasted.
Georgia, your QB is a midget, boom roasted.
Kentucky, your RB is a criminal boom roasted.
South Carolina, your cool.
Auburn, your coach is a Mormon who likes to party, which is awesome, but y’all take your hippy love for a tree too serious.
Tennessee, your coach is fat boom roasted.
Vandy, at least you guys make good grades.
Florida, half you guys cook more meth than Missouri and the other half are dirty yankee implants boom roasted.
Arkansas(eventual national champs) you guys are lucky to live in the greatest state in the Union
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:34 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
LSU vs Alabama for the natty!
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:37 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
at least when michael did it it was funny
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:39 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your fellow razorbacks fans are embarrassed by you and for you
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:42 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why is HRV ten times funnier than you?
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:48 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Bitch, your coach is corny as hell and looks like an old lady in your school cafeteria.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 8:58 am to dstone12
HRV sucks just as much dick as this guy.
You kidding me?
You kidding me?
Posted on 5/18/22 at 9:00 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Alabama, your coach is a midget boom roasted.
Missouri, your coach has small hands boom roasted .
LSU, your coach is a closet homosexual catholic, just like the rest of you, boom roasted.
Ole miss, your coach cucks all of you and you enjoy it, boom roasted.
Mississippi state, your coach is autistic, boom roasted.
Texas A&M, y’all are Aggies nuf said, boom roasted.
Georgia, your QB is a midget, boom roasted.
Kentucky, your RB is a criminal boom roasted.
South Carolina, your cool.
Auburn, your coach is a Mormon who likes to party, which is awesome, but y’all take your hippy love for a tree too serious.
Tennessee, your coach is fat boom roasted.
Vandy, at least you guys make good grades.
Florida, half you guys cook more meth than Missouri and the other half are dirty yankee implants boom roasted.
Arkansas(eventual national champs) you guys are lucky to live in the greatest state in the Union
I can enjoy some good trash talk, even at my own team's expense.
But some advice: comedy ain't your thing. Don't go into standup.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 9:25 am to RamboMizzou
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HRV sucks just as much dick as this guy. You kidding me?
Whoa
Calm your tits, Karen.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 9:30 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'll nominate you for worst poster if that helps?
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:44 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Don’t care
Your dad hates you too
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:49 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I bet this lady agrees with you.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 12:59 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:Almost a rite of passage for Americans
Kentucky, your RB is a criminal boom roasted.
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