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A Bama Promise
Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:50 am
Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:50 am
Alabama is 93 years into a dynasty.
Yet many fans of other teams are still acting like they have a chance of being on Bama's level. Ridiculous. Obnoxiois. Naive.
My promise to you, to all of you as a just another Bama Fan, is that Bama will continue to rape your teams and make you all experience a Tennessee type pit of of misery at least every few decades.
Sure, we've got some obnoxious fans now... But wait til Tua and Bama 3 peat. People are going to forget about 95' Nebraska the way they forgot about Marv Albert's biting fetish.
Honestly, we will probably teabag some more folks, burn some more landmarks, build some more statues.... And probably have Kristy Malzahn come speak at your church.
You won't like it, it won't be fun, but as they say it is what it is.
Please accept my proposal, or don't... Bama is gonna win either way.
Yet many fans of other teams are still acting like they have a chance of being on Bama's level. Ridiculous. Obnoxiois. Naive.
My promise to you, to all of you as a just another Bama Fan, is that Bama will continue to rape your teams and make you all experience a Tennessee type pit of of misery at least every few decades.
Sure, we've got some obnoxious fans now... But wait til Tua and Bama 3 peat. People are going to forget about 95' Nebraska the way they forgot about Marv Albert's biting fetish.
Honestly, we will probably teabag some more folks, burn some more landmarks, build some more statues.... And probably have Kristy Malzahn come speak at your church.
You won't like it, it won't be fun, but as they say it is what it is.
Please accept my proposal, or don't... Bama is gonna win either way.
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 1:52 am
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Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:55 am to NATidefan
Jesus smh.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:15 am to NATidefan
Jimbo gonna t bag you baws Saturday
Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:36 am to NATidefan
We Comin - you toothless, inbread…
LSU is your biggest rival and your BIGGEST WORRY...whether you will admit it or not.
Get ready to wipe our ball sweat off your forehead...you knuckle dragging mongoloid.
Geaux Tigers!!!!!!
LSU is your biggest rival and your BIGGEST WORRY...whether you will admit it or not.
Get ready to wipe our ball sweat off your forehead...you knuckle dragging mongoloid.
Geaux Tigers!!!!!!
Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:54 am to NATidefan
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Obnoxiois
Alrighty then.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:05 am to Dalosaqy
Not to be confused with the Iroquois 
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Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:06 am to NATidefan
All of this for the price of a tshirt, folks
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:07 am to NoPandGglasses
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We Comin - you toothless, inbread…
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you toothless, inbread…
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inbread…
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:51 am to NATidefan
93 years huh? Didn’t know the 5 coaches you had in 9 years represented dynasty material (Dubose/Shula/Price/Franchione/Kines)
Posted on 9/20/18 at 4:15 am to NATidefan
Everything you said is true but it is supposed to go unspoken. You just aren't supposed to talk down to folks like that bro.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 5:06 am to NATidefan
This is how I know you can’t see your pecker when you look down
Posted on 9/20/18 at 5:21 am to NATidefan
I thought this was pretty distasteful but .... you mentioned ...
I'm all in on this post!
Upvote!
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the way they forgot about Marv Albert's biting fetish.
I'm all in on this post!
Upvote!
Posted on 9/20/18 at 5:32 am to NATidefan
We comin’
Posted on 9/20/18 at 5:48 am to NATidefan
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Alabama is 93 years into a dynasty.
Yet many fans of other teams are still acting like they have a chance of being on Bama's level. Ridiculous. Obnoxiois. Naive.
My promise to you, to all of you as a just another Bama Fan, is that Bama will continue to rape your teams and make you all experience a Tennessee type pit of of misery at least every few decades.
Sure, we've got some obnoxious fans now... But wait til Tua and Bama 3 peat. People are going to forget about 95' Nebraska the way they forgot about Marv Albert's biting fetish.
Honestly, we will probably teabag some more folks, burn some more landmarks, build some more statues.... And probably have Kristy Malzahn come speak at your church.
You won't like it, it won't be fun, but as they say it is what it is.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 6:06 am to NATidefan
Welp.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 6:45 am to NATidefan
Bama can't lose!!!
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:16 am to NATidefan
Never count your chickens before they hatch
Sure, Tua finally gives Bama that forces opponents defenses play Bama honestly, but life has a funny way of throwing curve-balls your way. This Bama fan will wait until a Tua lead Bama team does all you mentioned before celebrating it. Plus, Tua doesn't have enough college game film yet, and once good coaches get this, they'll tear apart his tendencies. Then we'll see how much of a drop off, if any, there will be. Example, Tua is great at looking off safeties, coaches will eventually coach their safety's to stay home or bait Tua.
Sure, Tua finally gives Bama that forces opponents defenses play Bama honestly, but life has a funny way of throwing curve-balls your way. This Bama fan will wait until a Tua lead Bama team does all you mentioned before celebrating it. Plus, Tua doesn't have enough college game film yet, and once good coaches get this, they'll tear apart his tendencies. Then we'll see how much of a drop off, if any, there will be. Example, Tua is great at looking off safeties, coaches will eventually coach their safety's to stay home or bait Tua.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:18 am to DirtyDawg
Obsessed with rubbing genitals on other men, must be an A&M alter.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:19 am to NATidefan
See,shite like this is what makes Bama the most hated team on here. Except for the Dick riding fans of Bama from other schools that hate LSU more.......
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:23 am to 7nette
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Sure, we've got some obnoxious fans
Some? and you're one of the more tactful ones. I hope you stare at the sun until you're blind and can never see a game again
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 7:24 am
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