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7 different types of football programs

Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:12 am
Posted by Rogelio
Member since Jan 2021
935 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:12 am
It's offseason so bare with me ...

There are 7 different types of programs ...

1. Programs that only expect to win Natties, dont' give a shite about anything else:

Alabama

2. Teams that want to be Alabama so bad (not beat evidently):

LSU
Georgia

3. Those that just want to get back to former glory:

Florida

4. Teams that want some modicum of respect and attention:

Texas A&M
Missouri

5. Programs that just want to beat their rival and nothing else:

Auburn
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Kentucky

6. Teams that just want to play a respectable game of football against an FBS opponent:

Arkansas
South Carolina

7. Those that just want to say they have a football team:

Tennessee
Vandy
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:18 am to
quote:

5. Programs that just want to beat their rival and nothing else:

Auburn


if this was true, then why did we fire Gus?
Posted by NocaHomas Teepee
Nor Al
Member since May 2019
1480 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:20 am to
Posted by njimbo39
Navasota
Member since Mar 2021
397 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:24 am to
Because you’re a basketball school now
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11346 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:27 am to
Good point - with that shite hire it’s obvious Auburn doesn’t care about beating their rivals anymore
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50576 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:27 am to
quote:

It's offseason so bare with me ...


Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
8609 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:29 am to
quote:

5. Programs that just want to beat their rival and nothing else:

Auburn


I saw them win a Natty tho....
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21213 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:32 am to
You are an idiot.

/thread
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21213 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Good point - with that shite hire it’s obvious Auburn doesn’t care about beating their rivals anymore

Alabama was the only rival we were beating somewhat regularly with Gus. So, no.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
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Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:36 am to
OP should go back to not posting
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93635 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Teams that want to be Alabama so bad

Every team wants that type of success.
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:16 am to
didn't gus lose to Bama last season? before he was fired?
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21213 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:19 am to
quote:

didn't gus lose to Bama last season? before he was fired?

Yes. What's your point?
Posted by remaster916
Alabama
Member since Oct 2012
12214 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:24 am to
quote:

if this was true, then why did we fire Gus?



Gus was 3-5 against Bama and 2-7 against Georgia. Combined 5-12 against Auburn's biggest rivals.

That's why he was fired.
Posted by NocaHomas Teepee
Nor Al
Member since May 2019
1480 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:27 am to
quote:

didn't gus lose to Bama last season? before he was fired?
Still less of a chicken shite move than what Alabama did to Bill Curry after he won Alabama's first share of the SEC post-Bryant (but lost to Auburn for the 3rd straight year).
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21213 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:27 am to
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That's why he was fired.

Well, let's add not a single win in Baton Rouge. Losing to Will Muschamp. Losing to Jeremy Pruitt. Almost losing games to Arkansas and Ole Miss last year. Getting steamrolled by UGA when it counted in 2017. Losing to National Champion UCF the same season. Getting arse-raped by Minnesota. Oh, and a recruiting class that was ranked in the 70s a week before early signing day. Do I need to go into OL line recruiting or complete and total lack of development at the QB position? Or the fricking locker room dance after barely winning a PAINFUL game vs. Miss State?



is that enough?
This post was edited on 5/5/21 at 11:32 am
Posted by C Nite
The Dove Shack
Member since Dec 2020
2066 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 11:32 am to
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Well, let's add not a single win in Baton Rouge. Losing to Will Muschamp. Losing to Jeremy Pruitt. Almost losing games to Arkansas and Ole Miss last year. Getting steamrolled by UGA when it counted in 2017. Losing to National Champion UCF the same season. Getting arse-raped by Minnesota. Oh, and a recruiting class that was ranked in the 70s a week before early signing day.




YA LOVE TO SEE IT
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 2:44 pm to
Learn the English language, please.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49072 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 3:05 pm to
Alters aren't allowed to make threads.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93635 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Alters aren't allowed to make threads.

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