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GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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Member since Dec 2014
745 posts

63 Days until the SEC's Changing of the Guard

Out with the old, in with the new.

The signs are obvious. Little Nicky has clearly lost a step. Tide barely beat Auburn, LSU and Arkansas last year and lost to Georgia and Aggie.

September 10th DKR will be rocking. The Horns will send Grandpa Nick out to pasture.

Texas 38
Ala-has-been 24

Hook'em


1BIGTigerFan
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Choke on a dildo.


HotTakes
USA Fan
Member since Sep 2021
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Who’s your seller? Bc I want some of that good shite.


FirstCityDawg
Georgia Fan
Member since May 2017
1266 posts

Texas will be lucky to get a FG.


MoarKilometers
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Member since Apr 2015
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September 10th DKR will be rocking.

How soft is your projected starting qb? And how's your backup???


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supersaints9
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This is what you idiots said before Lsu played you in 2019.






DamnStrong
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Member since Aug 2008
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While I can’t even imagine a scenario where Texass beats Bama in football this season, I’ll certainly be pulling for you. Geaux Bonghorns?


Drydock
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Base your plans not upon what you think are your enemies' intentions, but what you know of his capabilities.

Mister, Bama is capable of stomping a wide, deep mudhole in your ass. Plan accordingly.
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jonnyanony
Florida Fan
Member since Nov 2020
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4-6 against SEC in the last twenty years, mostly against Arkansas and Ole Miss.

I think the guard is pretty unlikely to scoot an inch.


Tideroller
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Member since Jan 2022
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September 10th DKR will be rocking.


This is concerning, we don't usually play big games in big stadiums.


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DuckTalesLOL
Arkansas Fan
Arkansas
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You lost to Arkansas 40-21 last year, but now you’re going to beat Alabama this year? Lol

Arkansas has more of a chance of beating Alabama this year than Texas does.
This post was edited on 7/9 at 3:32 pm


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LSUstephen17
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Houston
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10074 posts

Good god all Texas school fans are so pathetic


Wolfhound45
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quote:

Member since Dec 2014
Been here almost eight years.

Still a dumbass.


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Kentucker
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Member since Apr 2013
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Bama gonna run that football right up your UTerus.







GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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Member since Dec 2014
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Well played


Imber
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2017
9084 posts

quote:

The Horns will send Grandpa Nick out to pasture.

Texas 38
Ala-has-been 24


This post was edited on 7/9 at 4:23 pm


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Sleepy_Tiger
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
2857 posts

quote:

September 10th DKR will be rocking. The Horns will send Grandpa Nick out to pasture. Texas 38 Ala-has-been 24 Hook'em
Yep just like the Longhorns
were going to beat LSU a few years ago we’ve heard this bull shite before
This post was edited on 7/9 at 4:56 pm


ExpoTiger
Member since Jul 2014
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How many touchdowns do you think Texas will lose by? Minimum of 3.


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FluffyBunnyFeet
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4-6 against SEC in the last twenty years

One game above .500

Total. Dominance.





FluffyBunnyFeet
Texas Fan
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Member since Oct 2014
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quote:

we’ve heard this bull shite before

Surprised you could hear anything over the sound of y'all's wailing. Most whiny, butthurt winning team and fans I've ever encountered.


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