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Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:06 pm to 15sammy34
I got fricked up as a pile of coat hangers at a particular crawfish boil. They had free beer and Jack.. Woke up puking crawfish legs, peelings, etc..
This thread is making me want a beer..
This thread is making me want a beer..
This post was edited on 2/21/13 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:07 pm to NIH
Posted this story in another thread a while back, was a truly great accomplishment that ended horribly:
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On my honeymoon. In Riviera Maya, Mexico. All inclusive resort. After drinking fruity resort rum drinks all day, I met some fellow SEC fans at the swim up bar. We decided to have a tequila shots contest. My bride was napping on the other side of the pool while this was going on. There were 5 of us. 3 Gators, 1 Georgia Bulldog, and Me. About 9 shots in, two of the Gators quit (PUSSIES). After 12 shots, the Bulldog got sick and slammed his head on the side of the pool. The other Gator and I kept going. At shot #16, the Gator fan put the glass to his lips, started shaking, and dropped the shot in the pool. I grabbed my shot, pounded it, picked up the tequila bottle from the bar and turned it up cowboy style. I then slammed the bottle on the bar, and yelled "VOLS, BITCH". Much like 2010 UT vs LSU and later UNC, I won and then lost. My bride had gone back to the room, pissed off beyond belief. I somehow, possibly crawled, back to the room. And asked a truly stupid question to the angry blonde who answered the door "Are you mad?". I must have spent an hour puking, in the toilet, in the sink, in the hot tub, and in the shower. I finally mustered the courage to get out of the shower to try and get dressed. I proceeded to fall face first on the bathroom floor, passed out, butt nekkid, puke crusted on my mouth and nose. There were pictures (oh yeah, she took pictures of my fat, nekkid, drunk arse), but I was able to delete them before they made it online. BTW, We were separated 3 months later, and divorced 6 months after that.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:07 pm to Hardy_Har
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I was 15, drank a sixer of MGD, went to a house party and began playing quarters. (older people dicked me down with shots) Went outside, puked, passed out where people park... A buddy of mine handed me a glass of what I thought (and he said) was cold water... Killed it.. Vodka.
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passed out rounding third base in somebody else's vehicle with an OT 7
I got news for you, if everything you described is accurate, there ain't no way that girl was an actual OT7. Maybe in your memory, but IRL she was probably a fatty lol
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:11 pm to WG_Dawg
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Maybe in your memory, but IRL she was probably a fatty lol
Small town.. I do not I say DO NOT bone women who look like a busted can of biscuits. Probably never anything over 140 and that's making room for the tall, fit girls..
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
LOL
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:13 pm to Crompdaddy8
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Butt chugging. I was sent to the hospital and they found out BAC level was well over .40
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:14 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That's like a really sad story bro
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:22 pm to Slippery Slope
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That's like a really sad story bro
It's funny, now.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:28 pm to BluegrassBelle
Drank 42 Miller Lite's in one day over the course of 36 holes at the member-guest in 2009. At least that is what my partner told me 
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:29 pm to Mr. Blutarski
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At least that is what my partner told me
While he was inside you? He might've just been trying to make you feel better.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:30 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Yeah this thread convinced me to walk to the fridge and get rolling again tonight.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:33 pm to InVolNerable
Que?
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:36 pm to NIH
I killed 8 limearitas within an hour once. That'll never happen again for me. I wasn't even chugging them. They tasted good back in the day.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:38 pm to TTsTowel
You're Auburn card is officially revoked.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:39 pm to TTsTowel
Limearitas are great at removing the aftertaste of semen.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:41 pm to Slippery Slope
Agreed
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:41 pm to Slippery Slope
Nail on head. And to think this kid claims to be a barner
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:42 pm to NIH
I believe I once finished a handle of Jim Beam in one night.
Not sure, that night is hazy
Not sure, that night is hazy
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:43 pm to Slippery Slope
TTs, you're out of the nWo for that
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