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re: What Would U Do if You Saw Someone Wearing a Killz or MizzouKillz T-Shirt?

Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:45 pm to
I would give him or her a friendly greeting. Well, unless you've just beaten us in basketball, that is. The greeting would then be altogether different.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:46 pm to
I wish I had wolverine's claws.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:48 pm to
I wish I had a revolver cock like that dude in From Dusk Till Dawn...
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14514 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:49 pm to
I wish InVolNerable had more traffic cones
This post was edited on 4/29/13 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

I wish I had a revolver cock like that dude in From Dusk Till Dawn...





Not as much fun as it looks, cleaning this thing is a bitch
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:51 pm to
I wish I had Clooney's cock from dusk til dawn
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:51 pm to
Fight him irl
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:58 pm to
Let's go!
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Give them a prostate exam with a parking cone.
well that isn't very effective; you still won't know if it is enlarged. Damn Tennessee folks and stuff that doesn't go in the arse going into asses.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:05 pm to
TN people put stuff in asses that shouldn't go there? Why?
This post was edited on 4/29/13 at 9:39 pm
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10233 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

you still won't know if it is enlarged.


Why not? Just look into the cone and see. Also, that way your fingers don't smell like shite afterwards.

quote:

TN people put stuff in asses that shouldn't got there? Why?


To get drunk. Why else?
This post was edited on 4/29/13 at 9:09 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:39 pm to
Oh. In that case.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:52 pm to
Does butt-chugging really make you drunk? Reminds me of the Chinese sit-ups fad when I was in college.
Posted by Tom Sawyer
North Carolina
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:55 pm to
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What Would U Do if You Saw Someone Wearing a Killz or MizzouKillz T-Shirt?

Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
947 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:01 am to
I would laugh and I would say hello.

Killz, why is your advice column fricking anchored? I've got one for you. Don't want to derail this beauty however.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:09 am to
KurtGoBang1

quote:

Killz, why is your advice column fricking anchored? I've got one for you. Don't want to derail this beauty however.


Well, that's a question for the Admins. The Advice Column is a perfect OTB thread, so I've wondered myself why the Admins are so quick to anchor my threads.

Answer - They don't like me.
Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:12 am to
I guess it is. Those are the some of, if not the, best threads on this board.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:14 am to
quote:

They don't like me



I blame you for Randy
Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
947 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:17 am to
quote:

I blame you for Randy


What did Randy do now?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:22 am to
I plan to start another Advice Thread soon...perhaps today.



And frick you, Dman! You can blame JDM or Little Dick for Randy...
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