re: Tell me about your first Prom Date

I actually brought three girls to my first prom Junior year.

I was having a conversation with these three girls in history class, who were complaining about not having dates. So I told them if they didn't have dates, I'd take them all. This was meant to be a joke, as I had a lacrosse game in Birmingham that day (I lived in Ocean Springs, MS)and had no intention of going to the dance.

Well one thing led to another, and none of them ended up with dates (one broke up her bf, and the other 2 I don't remember). Needless to say the week before the dance, the three of them came up to me with a cake, asking if I'd go with them.

A. I've never been one to turn down a good cake
B. A good chunk of the other varsity starters had already bailed on the game, so I felt my absence wouldn't make too much of a difference.
So I agreed to the proposition.

So within a week I was able to line up a tuxedo and dinner reservations.
The night of the dance I borrowed a buddy's Escalade,and took them all out to dinner (I was still being a good guy at this point.)

The dance came and I realized that grinding with three girls, while great for your rep, actually requires a bit of skill. Thus I dumped the least attractive one of on a kid from Spanish class. I then proceeded to dance with the other two for the rest of the night. At one point the blonde one asked if she could spend a few songs with her friend, so the brunette one and I went, and she gave me head in the parking lot.

After the dance I dropped the brunette off at home because she had a curfew, and the blonde and I went to a friend's party. We ended up banging on the pool table in his guest house.

Overall I'd say it was a pretty good night.

Holy shite am I the only person that had normal fricking proms? Where was I when dudes were pulling fivesomes and knocking bitches up? The most exciting thing that ever happened at any of our proms was watching people being accused by the faculty of being drunk.

After reading all of these I realize how sad mine was.

After reading all of these I realize how sad mine was.

Sorry for the double post.

No its all to real. I spent the night alone at home reading on Facebook how awesome everyones prom was.

One girl said she would not go because I wear glasses.

I've never been hugged or kissed much less laid.

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