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Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:14 pm to Mugen
Only went my senior year. Went with a girl who I thought was a nice, innocent chick. Felt bad about pulling out the Bacardi until she swigged about 1/2 the bottle at one time - without mixing it with anything. She drank it like water.
Got to 3rd base, no further. Really liked her - a cheerleader. Saw her about 3-4 years ago - married a cop, has about 6 kids, but is still a freakin' knockout. She could be Mrs. America, no joke.
Got to 3rd base, no further. Really liked her - a cheerleader. Saw her about 3-4 years ago - married a cop, has about 6 kids, but is still a freakin' knockout. She could be Mrs. America, no joke.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:15 pm to Bham4Tide
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Only went my senior year. Went with a girl who I thought was a nice, innocent chick. Felt bad about pulling out the Bacardi until she swigged about 1/2 the bottle at one time - without mixing it with anything. She drank it like water.
Got to 3rd base, no further. Really liked her - a cheerleader. Saw her about 3-4 years ago - married a cop, has about 6 kids, but is still a freakin' knockout. She could be Mrs. America, no joke.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:27 pm to bbeck
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She was bat shite crazy.
That would be a great thread! Tell stories about bat shite crazy girls you dated - heck, maybe even married.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:25 am to Mugen
First prom I was a sophomore and went with a senior who I loved ever since the first time I laid eyes on her my freshman year in band camp. I had told her on different occasions that I liked her and wondered if we could ever be more than friends. She said no because I was too young. So in the summer between 9th & 10th grade she starts dating my best friend (who was like 3 months younger than me) even when he knew I was obsessed with her. And I really was obsessed, I legit knew her class schedule and would leave class for a bathroom break everyday when she was coming back from lunch so I could talk to her for a minute. And I would take the long way to my classes to pass by her.
Anyways, she ends up breaking up with him after about 2 months because he is too immature or something. So a couple months before her senior prom rolls around she starts getting desperate looking for a date. She ends up asking some pothead hippie and he says yes. Well, like 3 weeks before prom shes outside after school crying because he said he couldn't go. So, she eventually asks me. I was so damned excited and I got my expensive arse tux and everything. But we ended up having a pretty lame night because she didn't really want to be with me and I really didn't know what to do with myself because I knew she would rather be with someone else. She blames me for the crappiness of the night and drops me off at my house with not even a kiss on the cheek, then runs off to an after party to get laid by that same pothead hippie that couldn't go with her. But damn she was beautiful that night.
Anyways, she ends up breaking up with him after about 2 months because he is too immature or something. So a couple months before her senior prom rolls around she starts getting desperate looking for a date. She ends up asking some pothead hippie and he says yes. Well, like 3 weeks before prom shes outside after school crying because he said he couldn't go. So, she eventually asks me. I was so damned excited and I got my expensive arse tux and everything. But we ended up having a pretty lame night because she didn't really want to be with me and I really didn't know what to do with myself because I knew she would rather be with someone else. She blames me for the crappiness of the night and drops me off at my house with not even a kiss on the cheek, then runs off to an after party to get laid by that same pothead hippie that couldn't go with her. But damn she was beautiful that night.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:31 am to CockRocket
You need to get a life, pussy.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:35 am to TyOconner
quote:You read it.
You need to get a life, pussy.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:46 am to CockRocket
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You read it.
Probably one of my most noteworthy mistakes of the day but its only one am. I might be able to do something dumber today than reading that post but it will be hard.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:53 am to TyOconner
quote:Good luck!
I might be able to do something dumber today than reading that post but it will be hard.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:15 am to CockRocket
Not that different from my prom night.
Took me a few year to become the
I am now.
I think I was putting the pussy on a pedestal.
Took me a few year to become the
I am now. I think I was putting the pussy on a pedestal.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:22 am to Garfield
Kendrick Lamar reference I like it
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:35 am to Mugen
Didn't go to prom. Got drunk and stoned. Yeah I was "that guy." As in I was "popular" but didn't do school functions unless I needed to make an appearance. People respected me but I wasn't part of a click.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:43 am to Mugen
First time going to the prom was when I was a junior. Had not planned on going so a good friend of mine set me up with her friend who was a classmate of mine. Just a friend date but she was going steady with a guy from Arkansas. That's all I heard about all night long about how great of a guy he was. Would have been nice just to have a nice friendly date since I was paying for everything. Anyway, danced the night away and still had a good time.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:56 am to Mugen
She was a redhead and a nympho, too bad I was to young and naive to take advantage.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 2:39 am to NATidefan
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She was a redhead and a nympho, too bad I was to young and naive to take advantage.
Damn, no doubt. Redhead and a nympho. Sounds like a winning combo to me.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:12 am to Mugen
I did not attend my own prom but I went to another prom with an ugly chick as a favor to a friend. It was a horrible night and I'm glad the bitch didn't try to kiss me or anything. A favor I probably should not have even done.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:18 am to Mugen
Junior year I got a massive boner on the dance floor because my date was hot and grinding on me. She Deffinately noticed. It was an awkward time.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 2:54 pm to Mugen
I married her and she gave birth to my only child. Down hill from there minus my son.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:14 pm to Bham4Tide
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That would be a great thread! Tell stories about bat shite crazy girls you dated
Random bump but ill entertain with a quick story,
Dated on and off for four years. Incredible at sex but suffered from legit bi-polar. She got kicked out of her parents house and moved in with her grandmother. Couple years later, kicked out of there, too.
Anyways, after the split, she goes to a party I was attending. I leave only to be followed by her to my house. 20 minute drive, 23 phone calls, 3 voice mails alternating from angry and going to kill me to crying, apologizing and loving me.
She also tried to fake a pregnancy which blew up in her face. She's currently going through a mid-life crisis at the age of 27.
Bitches be crazy.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:00 pm to Mugen
Didn't go junior year.
Senior year i planned on going and even had a date but ditched the whole thing to go see Pantera and White Zombie with 3 buddies at the Hampton coliseum in Virginia. Got plastered drunk, broke 2 ribs and my orbital bone at that show, one of the best nights of my life. RIP Dimebag.
Senior year i planned on going and even had a date but ditched the whole thing to go see Pantera and White Zombie with 3 buddies at the Hampton coliseum in Virginia. Got plastered drunk, broke 2 ribs and my orbital bone at that show, one of the best nights of my life. RIP Dimebag.
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