Started By
Message
1
Posted on 5/22/13 at 10:53 pm to TaxmanMSU
quote:
So I got burgled today
Congratulations.
And I'm glad you found your dog.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 11:45 pm to TaxmanMSU
quote:
Found the dog on the next street over, he has shite all over his arse (weird)
This is the key to solving the case...the burglar was also beastiality freak and anal raped your dog. Get a DNA test done pronto and you find your suspect.
Or if you don't want to go that route...since the perpetrator knew where to find the remote without ransacking the place, he has been in your house before. Check history of all friends computers for bestiality porn
Posted on 5/22/13 at 11:50 pm to deltaland
quote:
since the perpetrator knew where to find the remote without ransacking the place, he has been in your house before. Check history of all friends computers for bestiality porn
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:11 am to TaxmanMSU
If he has your iPad, can't you use the "Find my iPad" app?
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:12 am to TaxmanMSU
It's definitely a neighbor that lives close by... I'd go by the druggie dude's house and lie right to the MFers face... Tell him you have a miniature hidden camera in your den and you have footage of him taking your shite.. You're going to give it to the police if he doesnt:
A. Give your shite back
B. Financially reimburse you for the stuff
If he is a drug addict he most certainly has priors and is probably on some form of probation... He doesnt want to try to call your bluff... Are you a good liar ?
A. Give your shite back
B. Financially reimburse you for the stuff
If he is a drug addict he most certainly has priors and is probably on some form of probation... He doesnt want to try to call your bluff... Are you a good liar ?
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 1:14 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:40 am to TaxmanMSU
quote:
So I got burgled today...
frick people who burgle!!!!
ETA: Good thing they couldn't burgle all of your shite.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 1:42 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:02 am to TaxmanMSU
quote:
the violation of space that makes me feel like my entire house has been rubbed down with penis
Oh that shite definitely happened, probably licked all your spoons and put your toothbrush up his butthole too.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:25 am to TaxmanMSU
It was prob GTHTSUN.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:36 am to TaxmanMSU
Find your iphone app. Use it.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:22 am to TaxmanMSU
quote:
So I got burled today...
i was burgled as well at one point. freaking frustrating as heck.
also I like that you used burlged. When I called 911 to say we'd been robbed after we were a few years back the dispatcher corrected me and said "no sir, you haven't been robbed, you been burgled."
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:27 am to reggierayreb
Horrible liar
I was thinking more about a direct approach and put a gun in his face and see if that scares any feces out of him.
About the "find an ipad/iphone" app. As soon as I knew it was missing I pulled it up and said ipad was offline. I have it set to lock it up and post a message if it ever comes back online.. Since they only went for the ipad and apple tv I figured they knew to put it on airplane mode and then go reset the ipad. I'm not worried about passwords or access because all my financials are password protected. He can't even purchase anything on itunes without the password so I figured they just reset it. The common idiot wouldn't know this but since that went after specifically those things they probly know how to put it into DFU mode.
What I've learned, it's a pain in the arse but put a pass protect on all your apple stuff....and lock your damn doors of course.
I was thinking more about a direct approach and put a gun in his face and see if that scares any feces out of him.
About the "find an ipad/iphone" app. As soon as I knew it was missing I pulled it up and said ipad was offline. I have it set to lock it up and post a message if it ever comes back online.. Since they only went for the ipad and apple tv I figured they knew to put it on airplane mode and then go reset the ipad. I'm not worried about passwords or access because all my financials are password protected. He can't even purchase anything on itunes without the password so I figured they just reset it. The common idiot wouldn't know this but since that went after specifically those things they probly know how to put it into DFU mode.
What I've learned, it's a pain in the arse but put a pass protect on all your apple stuff....and lock your damn doors of course.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:51 am to TaxmanMSU
Your lucky the buy wasn't there waiting for you when you got home
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:57 am to TupeloReb
quote:
Dang man sorry to hear that. Sadly it isn't the 1950's so you have to lock just about everything. Get a big arse put bull and that'll be the last time anyone has the balls to come into your house.
Funny because I leave my German Shepherd out with the blinds up so she can see outside. Female dogs are very protective. She'll sit and stare out the window while watching me leave. If anyone she doesn't know pull up in the driveway she goes off.... forceful, protective bark. So in other words if I'm going down the street to the store, I'll leave the door unlock because my GSD will go up to the window at the slightest sound.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:57 am to Jma313
shite I wish he was, would have been worth it to find the motherlicker out. He wouldn't have made it very far I assure you.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:58 am to TaxmanMSU
Sorry to hear it, you never know when something like that will hit. I live in a top 10 safest city and still set my home alarm every day. I even lock the house up when I mow the lawn, it is all about being a hard target. With that being said my wife's car has been broken into twice in very safe areas, because the thinks it is OK to leave her purse in the car (which it is not 
).
Criminals are stupid though, they found the guy that broke into my wife's car the last time.
). Criminals are stupid though, they found the guy that broke into my wife's car the last time.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:07 am to DarthRebel
Yeah thanks man. My brother who is pretty paranoid to begin with was scolding me because he locks everything up all the time. But you are right about being a hard target. If someone is casing you out they will see you locking the door and setting the alarm everyday and will think better of it.
I'm not so much worried about myself or my things, I don't put that much into material things luckily, but what worries me the most is my neighbors who are mostly elderly and women. We all built here because we wanted somewhere new to live in town, something nice, and everyone is pretty tight knit. Now someone has violated that sanctity and it makes me worry that someone will try for their homes because of my mistake.
I'm not so much worried about myself or my things, I don't put that much into material things luckily, but what worries me the most is my neighbors who are mostly elderly and women. We all built here because we wanted somewhere new to live in town, something nice, and everyone is pretty tight knit. Now someone has violated that sanctity and it makes me worry that someone will try for their homes because of my mistake.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:09 am to TaxmanMSU
Train a venomous cobra to bite others but not you.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:16 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
Then he'd have to train a mongoose to keep the cobra's blood lust in check.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:17 am to Slippery Slope
Page 2 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News